Work, Embarrassing and Relatable: And I oop

And I oop

By ellesworth - 01/09/2017 23:15

Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML

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By louise - 05/01/2012 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

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By bleeding - 06/12/2009 01:24 - United States

Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview. Then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, and saw that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML

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By Emily S - 09/10/2011 05:17 - Australia

Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2019 02:00

Today, I noticed a spot on my leg that I wanted a closer look at. I went to put my phone screen towards it for more lighting while my sister was in front of me, looking. I'm pretty sure she saw my nude that I forgot was on the screen. FML

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By hardlyworking - 04/03/2011 00:39 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML

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By Mirroronthewall - 30/08/2009 15:22 - Canada

Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly lean in towards the mirror to pop the pimple meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML

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First Dates

By sillvy - 13/01/2012 09:32 - United States

Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML

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By Zitty - 12/07/2009 18:18 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML

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By msarosi - 28/04/2013 10:28 - Canada - Port Perry

Today, I popped a pimple while stopped at a red light. When I looked over the woman in the car next to me was laughing, and had her camera phone out. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2012 22:09 - Netherlands - Vianen

Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML

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Regulate 21

Friday 1 September 2017 23:47

I realise I'm not using technology to it's full potential.

jfsiv 17

Friday 1 September 2017 23:29

I think I can diagnose your computer problem. You received an ID10T error due to a loose nut on the keyboard. And as it often is, this is due to a PEBCAK.

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Akitakat 31

Friday 25 August 2017 20:11

Well... we're waiting!

jfsiv 17

Friday 1 September 2017 23:29

I think I can diagnose your computer problem. You received an ID10T error due to a loose nut on the keyboard. And as it often is, this is due to a PEBCAK.

Regulate 21

Friday 1 September 2017 23:47

I realise I'm not using technology to it's full potential.

Glowworm56 26

Saturday 2 September 2017 1:17

He took it pretty awesomely though.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 2 September 2017 1:53

You wonder why IT tech support folks are sometimes a bit rude.

LoveALot 9

Saturday 2 September 2017 10:03

not gonna lie popping videos are very popular. many people get upvoted on Reddit for a good popping video. don't be ashamed everyone does it. if they don't they get it done by a professional. like Dr Sandra lee on YouTube. I pop zits on myself daily... sometimes even in a car. found a few people watching a few times. not to mention the relief you feel after. lol