Love: Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I...

By Emily S - 09/10/2011 05:17 - Australia

Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML

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By Slow brain day - 09/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML

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By Gigi - 05/09/2012 04:29 - United States

Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something. Flattered that he wanted to use my phone, I agreed. After he was done, he handed it back with a weird look. I later realized he had found himself in my top searches. FML

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By wrongdecisions - 05/07/2022 16:00

Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML

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By ellesworth - 01/09/2017 23:15

Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML

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By c-mack - 08/09/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML

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By Sky_Flower - 17/11/2023 22:00

Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML

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By lebowski - 28/11/2010 01:57 - United States

Today, my 5 year old brother wanted to look through my phone. I know he can't read so I gave it to him. He was, however, able to get at my "private" photo album. FML

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By kat - 28/11/2018 15:30

Today, I posted my phone for sale on Facebook. Someone hit me up to buy it and wanted me to meet them. I didn't really want to drive to them, but I'm a mom of two and I needed food and some extra cash, so I did it. The guy asked to look at the phone… and ran off with it. FML

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By oneiPodlighter - 10/10/2013 03:03 - United States - Conshohocken

Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML

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kaprookie 3

Sunday 9 October 2011 12:16

Happened to me before except she had a photo of me aswell so it was all good :)

NoNotTheFace 8

Sunday 9 October 2011 13:11

I can only imagine the conversation you had with him. Wha.. what is this? -Urm. It's nothing. Give it back. No. -GIVE IT BACK. HOLY SHIT WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? Now every night, he's on his bed, in fetal position, rocking himself to sleep because he's mentally disorientated knowing that a creepy stalker is masturbating to his facebook profile picture.

Comments

shireeniee 8

Sunday 9 October 2011 20:30

Probably wanted to look at it in the future. Psh, such a stalker.

Joshoa123 16

Sunday 9 October 2011 21:11

My phone might as well be the arc of the covenant. You touch it. You die. No exceptions.

daydreamer244 13

Sunday 9 October 2011 21:42

u lil creeper :P

daydreamer244 13

Sunday 9 October 2011 21:42

u lil creeper :P

daydreamer244 13

Sunday 9 October 2011 21:42

u lil creeper :P

RiCkYjOk3r 4

Sunday 9 October 2011 21:55

lol that happened to me too but with a girl :P

fromthesuck 8

Sunday 9 October 2011 22:56

Y'all are a bit judgmental. There are MANY ways to spin this. First off if we're to assume they're young then the guy will think YEE HA girl on top of me! Also as long as he doesn't actually see the pic you'll have his unconditional attention with any excuse you can think of.