Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I threw all my clothes into the washer, including my favorite red hoodie. Apparently, I forgot a Kleenex in one of the pockets. I now own a wardrobe of pink, soggy tissue confetti-covered gunk. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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justsayfuck 5
Hahaha, that's awkward. But if you are truly ashamed of your underwear, you might want to buy new ones.
themachine122 0
wow. I can't believe there are no comments yet. oh and op, don't worry bout it. he'll forget about your Grandmas panties in his jacket in no time
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themachine122 0
wow. I can't believe there are no comments yet. oh and op, don't worry bout it. he'll forget about your Grandmas panties in his jacket in no time
sammy432 0
Haha AKWARD :
megamandude455 10
what's even more awkward is that someone that wears granny panties knows about fml.
coolsteve 0
why was OP borrowing a guys jacket though?
oakeidoakei 9
You've NEVER borrowed a guys' jacket before? Lots of girls do. Pretty common where I live.
_TONGAN_ 5
Gogo Gadget: Granny Panties!! lol
benjiadc123 0
Some guys well borrow a chicks jacket just for a laugh
justsayfuck 5
Hahaha, that's awkward. But if you are truly ashamed of your underwear, you might want to buy new ones.
Poepiepiesie 3
Yup, agreed.
Notimetobleed 14
this was posted on 10/10/10 btw.
WhoaIsMeImSoWhoa 1
damn, I'm not sure what to put, did you deserve it or does your life suck? I CAN'T CHOOSE!
omgYoUbasTards 0
any girl who owns granny panties definately deserves whatever comes to her!
nerdsgetmehot 23
#54 It makes me sad that there isn't a male equivalent to granny panties.
kaijapapaya 0
white tighties are just as bad as granny panties.
Filitov 0
Why were they in the same laundry load to begin with...?
catatonicsleep 17
why not? she had to wash them, they were probably similar colours so she washed them together... its not unusual..
Filitov 0
As you said #8, there is some rationale behind washing them in the same load of laundry. However, I personally wouldn't wash a friend's jacket in the same load of laundry that contained any undergarments; especially if I would find them especially embarassing to be seen. Maybe that's just me. *shrugs*
catatonicsleep 17
everything comes out clean so theres no harm in washing stuff together.... but i would check all pockets etc before i dried anything, i shake my laundry when it comes out the washing machines, helps with crinkles and also dislodges misplaced items :D
Jewelofagal 2
There's no sense in creating separate loads to separate a jacket with undies. It would be a waste of water when all could be washed in one load.
Filitov 0
Like I said: it could just be me. It also could just be my OCD talking, as I wouldn't wash tops with bottoms.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Jackets tend to be made out of much heavier material than knickers, even the granny kind. That's why I'd wash them separately. Unless I had to go to a laundromat-- all bets are off when quarters get involved.
Quags377 0
I lol'd when OP said granny panties, but not really FML, just funny
sj913 0
YDI for wearing granny panties
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
LOL, this cracked me up. Next time be more careful with your granny panties OP... Nothing to eff your life about though OP...
flashback.miss 28
lol what 10 said. laugh it off. thisll be a source of inside jokes (maybe-hopefully) between you and your friend :D id probably go E, what? at first then giggle away the awkwardness besides, whats wrong with wearing granny panties???
perdix 31
He was probably more offended by how much you stretched out his jacket with your obese form than your comically large and unappealing undergarment.
Icyyy 0
LOL
HardcoreHelena 0
why were you wearing granny panties anyways? XD
beachyballerina 12
Stfu you think your all that yeah you know you do lol
cadillacgal79 32
Lots of girls do, it's not that uncommon, they're a hell of a lot better than string around your crotch and some girls call them "period panties" because it's what normal girls wear while on their period and not string.