Today, I walked in on my live-in sister masturbating my husband. He currently has injuries on both arms and they’re both in a cast. She told me he was “horny” and needed to “take some pressure off” so she wanted to “help” because she "was home at the time.” They both seriously see nothing wrong with this. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, during a family visit, my wife pulled me into the bedroom and told me to talk dirty to her, while there was a risk of being caught. It's her kink, not mine. Her sister must have overheard us because I woke up in hospital. She thought I was secretly abusive and brained me with my own walking cane. FML
Today, I went to visit my sister, who lives four hours away from me. I'd only just sat down on their couch when her husband told me I needed to leave so they could have sex. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my wife masturbating. Naturally, I asked her if she needed some help. She replied, "Nah, I've got this." FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
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Charlie Given 26
So either A. they've been cheating the whole time or B. they both are incredibly stupid so that leaves you with option C. time to leave.
juuuliaaa_fml 27
Welp you need to dump that husband right away. As for the sister, you can't fully get rid of her but you can definitely watch out for her. If she's live in, I'm sure this is not the first time..
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RichardPencil 30
Me, neither. He doesn't have the flexibility in his feet to jerk himself off, does he? Your sister is just paying her rent my rendering male health services. Where's the problem?
juuuliaaa_fml 27
Welp you need to dump that husband right away. As for the sister, you can't fully get rid of her but you can definitely watch out for her. If she's live in, I'm sure this is not the first time..
Charlie Given 26
So either A. they've been cheating the whole time or B. they both are incredibly stupid so that leaves you with option C. time to leave.