Work: Today, I was informed that one of my store managers does a "great"...

By mockable - 06/04/2012 11:09 - United States

Today, I was informed that one of my store managers does a "great" impression of me. No one will tell me what it is, but apparently it's really funny. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2012 09:00 - Australia

Today, I learnt there's a woman who comes into my store only to hear my Barry White-like voice. My boss knows who it is, yet refuses to tell me because it's "hilarious." I'm now cautious of every customer. FML

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By What? - 19/04/2012 01:15 - United States - Needham

Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML

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By probably not getting the job - 09/03/2015 05:44 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, I applied for a job at a local store. As I walked out the door, I heard the manager read it out loud and everybody else laugh. FML

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By DingusGinger - 21/04/2019 02:00

Today, I found out my boss likes to shit talk about me when I'm not around. The best part is that I don't know what I've done to piss him off. FML

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By Oli974 - 22/10/2015 13:08 - France - N?ves-parmelan

Today, it's job interview day. In the elevator on the way there, I overheard potential candidates talking about the boss of the company, mocking his alleged lack of credibility. Who's the boss? Me. They don't know that yet. FML

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By hatemyboss - 03/11/2011 16:13 - Canada

Today, I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2016 21:36 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my boss told me that people from work have been complaining about me. Apparently, I'm not doing part of their jobs for them, and the other manager sometimes does. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 08:49 - United States - Crestview

Today, we were running a special at work that I had previously been told was an online-only special. After the general manager corrected me, I used the joke excuse of, "It's my first day". The customer replied, "I can tell". I've worked there two years and I'm the assistant manager. FML

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By jalisc512 - 21/08/2014 20:16 - United States - Aurora

Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML

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By oopsie - 24/05/2009 14:50 - Canada

Today, I got a phone call from a number I didn't recognize. It was a man with a speech impediment, and I began imitating him. He was the manager of a store I applied at. He wanted to arrange an interview. FML

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missyj0 12

Friday 6 April 2012 16:11

Don't be so uptight, OP. They're only joking around.

Cad6 24

Friday 6 April 2012 16:16

Go up to the manager and tell him you like how he idolizes you. That'll make him stop, if you want him to.

Comments

carlovr435 10

Friday 6 April 2012 16:10

Don't you hate when your the first commenter and don't know what to write, well thats me.

Cad6 24

Friday 6 April 2012 16:18

I also hate when the first commenter mixes up "your" and "you're".

tellithowitis 13

Friday 6 April 2012 16:21

How about you don't comment then you idiot... We don't want to waste our time reading something as stupid as that.

missyj0 12

Friday 6 April 2012 16:11

Don't be so uptight, OP. They're only joking around.

Icejza_DaChilla 7

Friday 6 April 2012 16:15

Exactly. If you worry about what everyone else thinks then you will be miserable. Hates are gonna hate. I say F them all and live life like a boss. Most of them are just jelly anyhow

Feared 9

Friday 6 April 2012 16:40

Those that mind, don't matter. And those that matter, don't mind.

Annpop 1

Saturday 7 April 2012 5:31

Awesome quote (y) :D

laurenobrien 4

Friday 6 April 2012 16:13

Don't worry, laugh with them before they laugh at you

toenibbler 14

Friday 6 April 2012 16:33

It would seem as though it's too late, they already are laughing at OP.

laurenobrien 4

Saturday 7 April 2012 6:53

True, true lol my mistake

Inferring 7

Friday 6 April 2012 16:15

Make an impression of them!

mpsteve137 15

Friday 6 April 2012 16:16

Just mock your manager and then... They will just have to act like themselves.

Cad6 24

Friday 6 April 2012 16:16

Go up to the manager and tell him you like how he idolizes you. That'll make him stop, if you want him to.

LO388 7

Saturday 7 April 2012 3:22

I kind of doubt that would make him stop.

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 8 May 2012 0:19

#57 - You underestimate OP's power!

bglen21 4

Friday 6 April 2012 16:18

You know, going and crying about it to your online friends would help.

DocBastard 38

Friday 6 April 2012 16:23

Don't worry, I've seen it and it isn't that funny. She has your "always visible thong" nailed, but she has your ridiculous "I'm too sexy for this office" walk all wrong.