Today, I found out that my CEO knows my name, when she followed me into the bathroom and called it out in a disgusted tone when I farted so loudly, she could hear it from four stalls over. FML
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missmcfarty
- Australia - Townsville
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EastCoastLez
| 14
To be fair, bathrooms tend to echo like the depths of hell.
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homesuckfucker
| 28
It's not your fault she's uptight. After all, that's what bathrooms are for!
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nemouisu
| 22
That's one way to make a name for yourself
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thestoryofacaleb
| 14
That's an extremely uncomfortable situation. Sorry OP.
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homesuckfucker
| 28
It's not your fault she's uptight. After all, that's what bathrooms are for!
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MikaykayUnicorn
| 36
I agree. That's why you were in the damned bathroom. At least you didn't do it in her office.
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blazerman_fml
| 17
Could be worse...you could have been spewing unstoppable volcanic diarrhea :3
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EastCoastLez
| 14
To be fair, bathrooms tend to echo like the depths of hell.
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PackardBell_fml
| 19
Hold one in when you walk by his stall when you're done, and let it rip.
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Giraafe
| 15
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Magnoxidans
| 19
Isn't a bathroom designed for dealing with biological functions? Tough reputation to shake though sorry OP
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barfingcat21
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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A07
| 48
Hello and welcome to FML. Thankyou for the amazingly original comment and please enjoy your stay.
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may14th
| 26
Why?
WHYYYYYYY?
WHYYYYYYY?
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zman8881
| 8
Thanks for the originality!
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
That's a pooty situation.
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Steve97
| 32
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DoomedGemini
| 37
Yes, halt doing anything in the bathroom if someone important comes in. It's not like the bathroom is for such things or anything.