By missmcfarty - 01/04/2016 01:42 - Australia - Townsville

Today, I found out that my CEO knows my name, when she followed me into the bathroom and called it out in a disgusted tone when I farted so loudly, she could hear it from four stalls over. FML
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To be fair, bathrooms tend to echo like the depths of hell.

It's not your fault she's uptight. After all, that's what bathrooms are for!

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That's one way to make a name for yourself

That's an extremely uncomfortable situation. Sorry OP.

It's not your fault she's uptight. After all, that's what bathrooms are for!

I agree. That's why you were in the damned bathroom. At least you didn't do it in her office.

Could be worse...you could have been spewing unstoppable volcanic diarrhea :3

To be fair, bathrooms tend to echo like the depths of hell.

Hold one in when you walk by his stall when you're done, and let it rip.

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Isn't a bathroom designed for dealing with biological functions? Tough reputation to shake though sorry OP

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Hello and welcome to FML. Thankyou for the amazingly original comment and please enjoy your stay.

Why? WHYYYYYYY?

Thanks for the originality!

That's a pooty situation.

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Yes, halt doing anything in the bathroom if someone important comes in. It's not like the bathroom is for such things or anything.