By missmcfarty - 01/04/2016 01:42 - Australia - Townsville

Today, I found out that my CEO knows my name, when she followed me into the bathroom and called it out in a disgusted tone when I farted so loudly, she could hear it from four stalls over. FML
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EastCoastLez 14
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To be fair, bathrooms tend to echo like the depths of hell.

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homesuckfucker 28
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It's not your fault she's uptight. After all, that's what bathrooms are for!

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nemouisu 22
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That's one way to make a name for yourself

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thestoryofacaleb 14
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That's an extremely uncomfortable situation. Sorry OP.

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homesuckfucker 28
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It's not your fault she's uptight. After all, that's what bathrooms are for!

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MikaykayUnicorn 36
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I agree. That's why you were in the damned bathroom. At least you didn't do it in her office.

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blazerman_fml 17
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Could be worse...you could have been spewing unstoppable volcanic diarrhea :3

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EastCoastLez 14
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To be fair, bathrooms tend to echo like the depths of hell.

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PackardBell_fml 19
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Hold one in when you walk by his stall when you're done, and let it rip.

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Magnoxidans 19
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Isn't a bathroom designed for dealing with biological functions? Tough reputation to shake though sorry OP

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A07 48
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Hello and welcome to FML. Thankyou for the amazingly original comment and please enjoy your stay.

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may14th 26
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Why? WHYYYYYYY?

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zman8881 8
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Thanks for the originality!

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ohSNAPyall 26
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That's a pooty situation.

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Steve97 32
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DoomedGemini 37
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Yes, halt doing anything in the bathroom if someone important comes in. It's not like the bathroom is for such things or anything.

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