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Anonymous 1 September 2011, 10:52 United States

Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML

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Collection

Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

Notre_Dame_714 8 April 2015, 21:17 United States

Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML

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Anonymous 10 May 2011, 05:12

Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML

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ZombieGirl0417 30 September 2015, 21:13 Jupiter, United States

Thanks Susan

Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML

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sore 21 October 2009, 08:27 Australia

Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and winded. As I was gasping for breath on the ground, someone came up and shot me point blank in my crotch. FML

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oww This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML

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Drizztreri 5 March 2014, 00:09 Imperial, United States

Today, my mother asked me why her new airsoft gun wasn't working. I explained to her that it doesn't actually shoot air, it requires pellets too. She looked at me like I was too stupid to be her son. FML

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Anonymous 24 September 2011, 04:40 United States

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

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bbbkingsey 23 July 2009, 07:10 United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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Ouch 26 June 2021, 11:01 Serbia

Falling down

Today, I learned how it feels like when you fall off a second floor balcony with mom's flower pot, landing on your back. My mom got pissed because of her beloved flowers, and gave me a lecture while I rolled on the ground in pain. FML

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Jim 28 October 2025, 22:00

Badass

Today, I saw a gun on my dad's bedside table. I knew it wasn't real, so I picked it up and posed like a badass. Then I shot a hole in their bedroom TV, blew out my eardrums, and my mom flew in and started screaming at me. FML

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wh0teva 6

1 September 2011, 16:19

Oh Mom, do you not want grandkids?

unfortunate_13 5

1 September 2011, 16:10

can you say that again? i didn't hear you

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FarSide 23

1 September 2011, 16:40

How did she ever manage to hit such a small target? Beginner's luck?

XxDancerGirlxX 17

1 September 2011, 20:37

Lmao!

ImmaB3AST 7

1 September 2011, 23:21

Skills that kill.

DogmaT_fml 4

1 September 2011, 16:51

the pain was so bad he had to post it on fml. I wana party with this guy!

Eaglestrike117 29

1 September 2011, 17:06

Wear a cup...

THE_A_TEEN 28

1 September 2011, 17:23

Yea, the op probably could not predict the future, so no cup when his rambo mom shot him.

shay1813 0

5 September 2011, 04:46

At least it wasn't a bebe gun :P ouch

dapperdan18 0

1 September 2011, 17:07

I feel your pain. Except I got shot in the nuts with a paint ball gun.

loljkgirl 0

1 September 2011, 20:24

Ow..that's worse than airsoft. Sorry.

Jesus_Christ69 0

1 September 2011, 20:40

Paintball guns don't hurt as much because the ball is bigger so the force is distributed in a larger area where as the airsofts bb's have a smaller surface area so it's a more focused pain.

Zomg_Okay 27

1 September 2011, 23:52

Paintballs are heavier, so hit harder, even though they go much slower than a typical BB (though still about 70 feet per second). Getting shot in the nuts with either would be very painful but the paintball would hit a LOT harder.

stormchaser24 24

1 September 2011, 17:09

Oh my. I play airsoft and was shot from 20 feet with a L96 that had 550 FPS. it hurt. But I feel you pain. FYL

cptmorgan6 8

1 September 2011, 17:12

You tard. That's like saying you shouldn't use paintball guns unless you're a cop or in the service. Learn to think better.

Enigmax2514 7

1 September 2011, 17:19

After weeks of hunting, the final moment of truth has arrived. This the the showdown between the female hunter and the rodent. Using infrared scopes the hunter seeks out the heat signatures. Slowly her head raises from the camouflaged camp, In her hand was a top of the range .20 p90 airsoft submachine gun. She takes a deep breath, dug her feet into the ground to check the recoil... The rodent seemed to have stopped in between 2 red circular sacks... The hunter, careless in her excitement, loudly cocks the gun. The rodent, with all of its years of experience in the wild, leaps to safety, and not a moment too soon, feeling the 1st volley of bullets whiz past it's tail...