Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Notre_Dame_714
United States
Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML
Anonymous
Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML
ZombieGirl0417
Jupiter, United States
Thanks Susan
Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML
sore
Australia
Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and winded. As I was gasping for breath on the ground, someone came up and shot me point blank in my crotch. FML
oww
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Ballin'
Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML
Drizztreri
Imperial, United States
Today, my mother asked me why her new airsoft gun wasn't working. I explained to her that it doesn't actually shoot air, it requires pellets too. She looked at me like I was too stupid to be her son. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
bbbkingsey
United States
Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML
Ouch
Serbia
Falling down
Today, I learned how it feels like when you fall off a second floor balcony with mom's flower pot, landing on your back. My mom got pissed because of her beloved flowers, and gave me a lecture while I rolled on the ground in pain. FML
Jim
Badass
Today, I saw a gun on my dad's bedside table. I knew it wasn't real, so I picked it up and posed like a badass. Then I shot a hole in their bedroom TV, blew out my eardrums, and my mom flew in and started screaming at me. FML
Top comments
wh0teva 6
Oh Mom, do you not want grandkids?
unfortunate_13 5
can you say that again? i didn't hear you
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Comments (179)
skikid 0
sounds kinky
helene123_fml 0
u tite
Fukk_fml 0
Been there, got shot in the dick head with a paintball gun :/
daydreamer244 13
i love those things! airsoft guns r so fun. but not when you play with your mother, come on that's like a rule not to play with your mom.
spicerack1528 3
She obviously realized what a retard you se and was trying to stop you from procreating
glupingane 0
Well, an airsoftgun isn't really that bad. I've personally been hit in the crotch with a paintball and a potatocannon.. Waaaay worse dude.
flatrat 3
Very twisted is what comes to mind!
jdude2913 0
oooooooh 5 points
fatalkiss 0
Mm Kilukl
ImFrackinBored 13
Airsoft isnt bad, even the 500 fps ones if your wearing jeans... paintballs to the nuts sucks ass still...