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What a terrible mom. Any good mom knows the armpits and ass cheeks are the best for shooting.

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90- thats rude to say u look darker then u actually are, maybe she likes that pic cuz she does look darker, why do u care?! you dont have to exclaim to the whole FML thats she actually isnt that dark. and ur pic is fake so stfu and go to hell

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It doesn't hurt that much. Unless he was naked that would have hurt clothes basically block the bb

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@15 Who the fuck calls a pussy a 'cooter'?? Are you a virgin or something>? Fuckin weird.. OP's mom is a champ btw, at least she sounds fun.

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The mom is a 5'4" caucasian woman weighing about 140 pounds. Her average speed is 3.23 miles an hour and her age is 43. The dude is a 17 year old caucasian male with about 5'11" of height and around 150 pounds of weight. Average speed 4.11 mph. The gun is a 1.33 pounds handgun made of 94% hardened plastic, average speed of bullets (0.7 mm) 30 mph. The weapon was held at 3'4" from the ground in an angle of depression of about 7 degrees. Since the shooter (mom) was standing 11'

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Is it bad that the first thing I noticed is an inaccuracy? Airsoft is 6mm, and very rarely 8mm, but never 7mm

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Nonibird, something tells me that you don't have balls if you're saying this. Anything hitting your balls hurts like hell. An airsoft pellet to the balls would hurt like a Mike Tyson punch anywhere else.

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I have an airsoft gun that shoots 415 fps. At point blank that will make you bleed profusely. So yes, they hurt quite a bit

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i hav an airsoft sniper rifle. shot in the balls... it hurts like hell. it makes people bleed with headshots

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Yeah, that pain is probably the most terrible pain ever, like the equivilency of giving birth. It probably popped

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Nah, it doesn't hurt as much as the bruises you get after a hernia surgery. Even a month later it still hurts when they move.

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#128 you shot yourself or your sniper man couldnt determine who to shoot? Glad he's not a scout sniper.

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Okay #8 you probably never even got shot by one before. Have someone shoot you in the diddlestick and see if you just stand there with your hands in your pockets since it 'doesn't hurt'. Seriously tell me how welts are painless

Most women just privately cling to the notion that they are too young to be grannies. Yours takes action. If your mom takes up fencing, run away and don't stop!

What was your mom doing with airsoft gun to begin with? Trying to get that pesky cat that knocks over your garbage cans I'd imagen. Lol. I couldn't picture my picture my mom playing with airsoft gun.

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