Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML
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Today, after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf for my husband's birthday, I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there. FML
Today, I learned where my mom's "special hiding spot" that I'll "never find" for the Halloween chocolate is, when I preheated the oven to make cookies. FML
Today, I watched our very clever cat turn on our oven with ease. I now fear for my children's lives. FML
Today, I was trying to cook a pizza for lunch at my in-laws. I preheated the oven and took my dog out to go potty. I come back in to find the house filled with smoke, the detector going off, and a fire in the oven. Apparently, my mother-in-law left a tray of glass candle holders in it. FML
Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML
Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML
Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
Today, after meaning to do so for a while, I began cleaning my oven. I sprayed it with the foam cleaner stuff, closed the oven for the foam to soak in, then forgot about the whole thing. Later, I preheated the oven for a pizza and triggered a smoke alarm, which brought the fire department to my door. No pizza, just shame. FML
Today, I found out you really can burn down a kitchen by boiling an egg. FML
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iSmellNice 2
At least the child wasn't in there
littlerock_fml 0
Poor baby
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Comments (371)
misschristineeee 0
thats horribleeeee!!! :(
dillychick 0
oooooo! por bunny! did it die from the heat?
gaga4choc 1
i cried.. cos i couldnt stop laughing! yea its kinda sad.. but freaking hilarious! can u imagine the look on their face when they opened the oven?
embarrassedsis 0
OMG!!!! poor bunny!!!!!!!
PillowWoo 0
YDI for having such a stupid kid(s). Though I'm sure it must be tough knowing ur kid is a stupid.... Poor bunny :( At least hes in a better place, far away from your tard of a child...
jc21_fml 1
ohhh shnap!!!!!
HeroicDude 0
The bunny didn't deserve it, but your kids did. Too bad it wasn't one of them in there, then they wouldn't have been so stupid.
ifinishlast 0
that's messes up
Dark_AvengerA7X 0
Poor rabbit. Why on earth would you let children hide their rabbit in an oven?
Thunderbender 2
I said YDI but I was obviously joking. How can anyone seriously think this was a YDI? Cause she didnt check the over first before she PReheated??? Who does that? No one goes to the kitchen to cook thinking oh wait I should check the over first to make sure there's no rabits in there, Man I hate when that happens. What could you possibly be checking for? And if you think she's sick for posting this in such a funny way well thats just the way this site works, it wouldnt have been accepted unless she tried to put it in a remotely funny way. And for all you know it could have happend a long time ago and looking back was kinda funny.