Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML
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Today, after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf for my husband's birthday, I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there. FML
Today, I learned where my mom's "special hiding spot" that I'll "never find" for the Halloween chocolate is, when I preheated the oven to make cookies. FML
Today, I watched our very clever cat turn on our oven with ease. I now fear for my children's lives. FML
Today, I was trying to cook a pizza for lunch at my in-laws. I preheated the oven and took my dog out to go potty. I come back in to find the house filled with smoke, the detector going off, and a fire in the oven. Apparently, my mother-in-law left a tray of glass candle holders in it. FML
Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML
Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML
Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
Today, after meaning to do so for a while, I began cleaning my oven. I sprayed it with the foam cleaner stuff, closed the oven for the foam to soak in, then forgot about the whole thing. Later, I preheated the oven for a pizza and triggered a smoke alarm, which brought the fire department to my door. No pizza, just shame. FML
Today, I found out you really can burn down a kitchen by boiling an egg. FML
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iSmellNice 2
At least the child wasn't in there
littlerock_fml 0
Poor baby
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what878 0
What is wrong with you people? How is that even funny at all? and how is is the kids fault? You SHOULD check the oven first of all and how do you NOT hear a bunny squeal or hop around. You people do realize that the bunny was a LIVE animal right? This world really has gone to shit if you think it's funny that an anmial was burned alive.
Thunderbender 2
Why does everyone keep saying you should check the over! Who the hell checks the over before they preheat it. What would you possibly be checking for, no one expects their dumbass kids will put a rabbit in the oven. And again she was PREHEATING which takes a while, she more than likely wasnt in the kitchen to hear it scream. I Agree is a FML for the bunny :( but this is in no way a YDI
xxXChiiXxx 2
I... I have no words...
Teleone 0
That happened to me once, minus the bunny. In Home-Ec, a kid put a rolling pin in the oven and five minutes after we started to preheat, my teacher pulled a flaming pin out from behind this girls head.
silent_singer 0
omg I laughed so hard! poor bunny!
Pwibble 2
If you'd done some e-research about rabbits you'd have worked out pretty quickly that they actually make really terrible pets for kids and basically are extremely mentally and physically delecate creatures that should really not be given to kids EVER
xXlolololXx 0
:O :O :'( :'( as your name states: ripfluffy
smoot42 0
did u have rabbit 4 dinner that night? lol
jhowser 0
This post made me want to cry. So, so morbid :'( RIP bunny.
bugmenotmofo 34
wow. That's maybe the most morbid and physically cruel thing I've ever read here. FYL. FTBL. (FthebunnysL)