Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf for my husband's birthday, I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there. FML
Today, I learned where my mom's "special hiding spot" that I'll "never find" for the Halloween chocolate is, when I preheated the oven to make cookies. FML
Today, I watched our very clever cat turn on our oven with ease. I now fear for my children's lives. FML
Today, I was trying to cook a pizza for lunch at my in-laws. I preheated the oven and took my dog out to go potty. I come back in to find the house filled with smoke, the detector going off, and a fire in the oven. Apparently, my mother-in-law left a tray of glass candle holders in it. FML
Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML
Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML
Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
Today, after meaning to do so for a while, I began cleaning my oven. I sprayed it with the foam cleaner stuff, closed the oven for the foam to soak in, then forgot about the whole thing. Later, I preheated the oven for a pizza and triggered a smoke alarm, which brought the fire department to my door. No pizza, just shame. FML
Today, I found out you really can burn down a kitchen by boiling an egg. FML
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iSmellNice 2
At least the child wasn't in there
littlerock_fml 0
Poor baby
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Comments (371)
byork 0
Rabbit Season!
Bathory_fml 0
To be honest, the rabbit would have died whether the oven was pre-heated or not. There isn't enough oxygen getting in to the oven to keep it alive, so it probably suffocated long before you incinerated it. Although I doubt that makes you feel better. Still. It's the kid's fault.
elisapizzaa 0
ahahahahahhahahahahha, oh my god i mean thats awful but one of the funniest fmls ive read definitely not your fault and definitely hilarious dont hate, i love animals
elizanena9 0
Who wants roasted bunny? Ha! Ha! DO NOT have the funeral after dinner. That's how I figured out my pet chicken died.
solocredere12 4
I REALLY want this to be fake.
g7190g92 1
WTF is wrong with your kids? WTF is wrong with kids in general, for that matter?
lz11 0
What a poor bunny!!!!!!!!!!!
penisface69 17
awww thats so sad...
redwerewolf 0
ohmygod, I literally gasped out loud when I saw this
Thunderbender 2
YDI for giving birth to such a dumbass.