Been There, Done That but with Popcorn! afterwards everything was Pretty much fucked!

Why do I get the feeling you and OP were drunk?

You're the reason people like Gordon Ramsay exist.

Gordon Ramsay would be disappointed

You set the 3 hour egg timer didn't you?

How can I check old comments I made?

Top right corner of the page, drop down menu, click on 'My Comments'. You're welcome.

How exactly did that happen?

Spooky

Explode a microwave by making Mac ‘N Cheese and we’ll talk

Okay but how? Because there’s only two ingredients to boil eggs a egg(s) and WATER!

you add in a bit of spice. and if you add too much it'll get so spicy the egg breathes fire and boom fire begins.

You’re not the only one. I found out that you really can set the oven on fire using self cleaning. Never again will I ever use self cleaning.

You only live and learn. 🤷🏼‍♀️

sweep the bottom out the best you can so that doesn't happen