Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML
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Today, after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf for my husband's birthday, I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there. FML
Today, I learned where my mom's "special hiding spot" that I'll "never find" for the Halloween chocolate is, when I preheated the oven to make cookies. FML
Today, I watched our very clever cat turn on our oven with ease. I now fear for my children's lives. FML
Today, I was trying to cook a pizza for lunch at my in-laws. I preheated the oven and took my dog out to go potty. I come back in to find the house filled with smoke, the detector going off, and a fire in the oven. Apparently, my mother-in-law left a tray of glass candle holders in it. FML
Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML
Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML
Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
Today, after meaning to do so for a while, I began cleaning my oven. I sprayed it with the foam cleaner stuff, closed the oven for the foam to soak in, then forgot about the whole thing. Later, I preheated the oven for a pizza and triggered a smoke alarm, which brought the fire department to my door. No pizza, just shame. FML
Today, I found out you really can burn down a kitchen by boiling an egg. FML
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iSmellNice 2
At least the child wasn't in there
littlerock_fml 0
Poor baby
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Comments (371)
Mifflicious 18
Holy... Something. That kid needs to get a big, fat punch in its face. What's wrong with kids these days?! I believe it's time for humankind to stop reproducing... Or put it in the oven to teach it why living creatures should not be there.
redbeater 5
Stupid-ass kids. Why the **** give them a pet rabbit?
zakkyzebra 11
men get in more reckless accident cuz they go out drinking beer. why? the bitch at home that's why
Hopersz 0
WTF??? THATS HORRIBLE. Why didnt you look in the stove before you preheated it? Im a woman and even i know hell thats the right thing to do as opposed to just preheating it and not checking. Wow and i would have felt bad if i were you. Like WTF??? Didnt you hear it suffer?? WTF??? This pisses me off. Next time look in the oven before preheating it and make sure children dont place pets in the oven. FOR REAL THOUGH CHECK THE OVEN NEXT TIME!! JEEZE!!!
CVTM 0
ewwwww maaaan that's sick . the smell must have been horrible
toxicxflower 0
well that's just lovely, isn't it?
xJO_DIEx 0
YOU IDIOT, WOULDNT U HEAR IT SCRATCHING ON THE GLASS OR SOMETIHNG?!?!? ******* POOR RABIT, you disgust me. if i was the bunny I'll haunt you.
DemonicFatty 2
oh god
softy21 0
u crazy
MoNercy 10
OH MY GOD!