Work, Embarrassing, Food and Awkward: Cool beans

Cool beans

By Beanhead - 18/06/2022 16:00

Today, I opened a can of beans at work, and instead of pouring out, the whole can plopped out, splashing bean juice all over my clothes and in my hair. Guess I'm taking a second shower today. FML

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Marcella1016 31

Saturday 18 June 2022 16:10

Sounds like you opened up a can of worms.

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Saturday 18 June 2022 17:19

You need to! You don't want anyone thinking you're some kind of has-bean.

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Marcella1016 31

Saturday 18 June 2022 16:10

Sounds like you opened up a can of worms.

RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 18 June 2022 17:19

You need to! You don't want anyone thinking you're some kind of has-bean.

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