Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf for my husband's birthday, I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there. FML
Today, I learned where my mom's "special hiding spot" that I'll "never find" for the Halloween chocolate is, when I preheated the oven to make cookies. FML
Today, I watched our very clever cat turn on our oven with ease. I now fear for my children's lives. FML
Today, I was trying to cook a pizza for lunch at my in-laws. I preheated the oven and took my dog out to go potty. I come back in to find the house filled with smoke, the detector going off, and a fire in the oven. Apparently, my mother-in-law left a tray of glass candle holders in it. FML
Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML
Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML
Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
Today, after meaning to do so for a while, I began cleaning my oven. I sprayed it with the foam cleaner stuff, closed the oven for the foam to soak in, then forgot about the whole thing. Later, I preheated the oven for a pizza and triggered a smoke alarm, which brought the fire department to my door. No pizza, just shame. FML
Today, I found out you really can burn down a kitchen by boiling an egg. FML
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iSmellNice 2
At least the child wasn't in there
littlerock_fml 0
Poor baby
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Comments (371)
mommmma 0
umm...if you usually dont keep anything in your oven then why check it everytime? i mean, does anyone really expect a rabbit to be in there. lmfao.
antherletdwn 0
:O ewish much? umm if you were cooking some thing shouldnt you have had to put some thing in there? and wouldnt you see the bunny?
JessiGoose 0
You realize statistically men get in more reckless accidents than women.
DameGreyWulf 1
Preheating happens before cooking. That's why they call it PREheating.
JessiGoose 0
Actually, the rabbit might have died of suffocation first, there isn't really much ventilation in ovens...
DameGreyWulf 1
You guys are not seriously having this argument, are you?
Aspie 0
Toasted rabbit....yummy!
Maxbigwood 0
beat the **** out of your kid...
CaptainBlake 0
Mmm...rabbit
doof_fisch 2
Hare today; gone tomorrow.
phishyyy 0
:o