Miscellaneous: Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat...

By ripfluffy - 28/09/2009 07:15 - United States

Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML

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Monday 28 September 2009 16:14

At least the child wasn't in there

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Poor baby

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mommmma 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 5:41

umm...if you usually dont keep anything in your oven then why check it everytime? i mean, does anyone really expect a rabbit to be in there. lmfao.

antherletdwn 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 5:58

:O ewish much? umm if you were cooking some thing shouldnt you have had to put some thing in there? and wouldnt you see the bunny?

JessiGoose 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 6:04

You realize statistically men get in more reckless accidents than women.

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 6:22

Preheating happens before cooking. That's why they call it PREheating.

JessiGoose 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 6:07

Actually, the rabbit might have died of suffocation first, there isn't really much ventilation in ovens...

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 6:26

You guys are not seriously having this argument, are you?

Aspie 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 6:29

Toasted rabbit....yummy!

Maxbigwood 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 6:36

beat the **** out of your kid...

CaptainBlake 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 6:55

Mmm...rabbit

doof_fisch 2

Tuesday 29 September 2009 6:57

Hare today; gone tomorrow.

phishyyy 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 7:01

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