FML : Today, I was swimming with my friends at the local pool. My friend pushed me under, and as I came up for air, my hand stroked a hairy leg. It turns out...

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Today, I was swimming with my friends at the local pool. My friend pushed me under, and as I came up for air, my hand stroked a hairy leg. It turns out I had caressed the leg of an old man who had been swimming laps. He spent the next half hour creepily smiling at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

mac_miller55 Say more :

I posted this and I am a girl

By mac_miller55 - / Tuesday 31 July 2012 16:47 / United States - Lansdowne

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By videokid2000 | 10

#4756916 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 0:21

Well you're obviously meant to be together.

By PuffDaddy395 | 3

#4756927 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 0:22

That man probably hasn't had any action in months or years, and you just made his day. Take it as a compliment, a creepy, creepy, compliment.

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By videokid2000 | 10

#4756916 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 0:21

Well you're obviously meant to be together.

TrueTriage | 16

#4756953 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 0:24

A match made in heav- or the local pool

DontClickOnMe | 28

#4756959 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 0:24

I know, right? I wonder when their wedding will be.

Futacy | 29

#4756997 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 0:29

You should get his number... and use it to find his identity and report him to the police for sexual harassment.

HowAreYouToday | 34

#4757020 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 0:37

15, that's a bitch move.

lonkite101 | 14

#4757049 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 0:43

15- Y? He obviously only did that because he thought she liked him..

Keliosan | 6

#4757072 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 0:48

Sexual harassment for smiling? I'd love to see that happen.

ImmaB3AST | 7

#4757272 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 1:37

20- They never said the gender. For all you know, he could be like Herbert from family guy.

lonkite101 | 14

#4757300 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 1:44

45- if it was a guy, then it would be a WHOLE lot more awkwarder.

mac_miller55 | 2

#4757745 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 4:47

I posted this and I am a girl

ImmaB3AST | 7

#4757781 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 5:10

That clears everything up.

_Oblivion_ | 12

#4757844 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 5:32

Isn't there supposed to be an "original poster" icon/wording under this chick's comment if it was her?

asoptavlo14 | 6

#4757946 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 6:20

Probably not because they selected it to be anonymous; it would be pointless to say anonymous and then point out that that person commented on the FML.

missamazinggg | 12

#4758110 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 7:48

75- the gender is right next to the FML.

jetsown08 | 21

#4758136 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 8:10

88- not this one. Wasn't specified until the OP posted a comment about it.

missamazinggg | 12

#4759641 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 16:22

89- scroll up to the FML and look to your right.

Zman2017 | 18

#6067667 - Thursday 18 September 2014 4:37

At least it wasn't his"third leg"

By danielwilliams57 | 6

#4756925 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 0:22

Gotta love creepy old men, eh?

HowAreYouToday | 34

#4757030 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 0:40

Literally.

lonkite101 | 14

#4757058 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 0:45

Well, if anything, at least there old. If say, a bodybuilder did that, then you should obviously have a right to be scared.

emeraldisle | 30

#4757092 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 0:52

2 - this has nothing to do with your comment but I adore your profile pic. :]

lonkite101 | 14

#4757316 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 1:47

27- I adore yours even more ;)

Dixbfloppin | 11

#4757386 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 2:08

I don't love creepy old men.
Creepy old men love me.

Pixxio_O | 11

#4757620 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 3:43

'Hey I just met you, and you just stroked me, so here's my number, come home with me maybe?;)'

Rowdey | 10

#4757877 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 5:42

Yeah, you don't figuratively love creepy old men; you literally love creepy old men. Makes sense man.

By PuffDaddy395 | 3

#4756927 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 0:22

That man probably hasn't had any action in months or years, and you just made his day. Take it as a compliment, a creepy, creepy, compliment.

Legendoflaw | 4

#4762520 - Thursday 2 August 2012 6:09

3- You really have a Justin B. haircut? My son just asked if he could have one...

By poetrywriter12 | 6

#4756932 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 0:22

Mmm, got yourself a catch there. Give him a smile back. He's the friendly neighbourhood pervert, he's safe!!!!

jetsown08 | 21

#4757859 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 5:37

Or smile back so creepily he gets freaked out. To beat the creeps, you gotta out-creep them!

crazydudefrom90s | 9

#4759384 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 15:35

Sing the "call me maybe-creepy girl version"

By KrayKrayGurl117 | 7

#4756936 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 0:23

At least he's trying to stay in shape...

lonkite101 | 14

#4757068 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 0:47

Yep, who cares if he's old or say looks funny. If he's healthy (swimming) and is friendly enough to smile, then he's a keeper.

By mrshutcherson123 | 3

#4756943 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 0:23

Haha let's hope he wasn't a rapist. Jk. but that's creepy!

lonkite101 | 14

#4757076 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 0:49

It's like the beginning of either a horror movie.. Or a romantic comedy.

Rowdey | 10

#4757896 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 5:50

..or a porno

By poppysoda | 4

#4756946 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 0:23

Made a new friend huh?

flutter4 | 7

#4757650 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 3:53

Sounds like a hairy beast lol

subwaysurfers | 13

#4758006 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 6:44

A friend that wants to be more than friends ;)

momolee | 4

#4758637 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 11:26

Don't be rude. Smile back at the creeper. :)

By ashtonlm | 3

#4756949 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 0:23

I would of hit my friend for pushing me under...

flutter4 | 7

#4757641 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 3:52

Push your friend under

nevershoutkendal_fml | 10

#4758968 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 13:21

*would have

But I completely agree with you.

By comeatmebroo6254 | 1

#4756957 - Wednesday 1 August 2012 0:24

Well alrighty then.

One time an old guy was staring at me and he wouldn't look away. Every time I looked back he was staring. As soon as I told my friend and she looked back, he looked away though. So I can kind of relate. But , sorry for the creepy encounter!