Well you're obviously meant to be together.

A match made in heav- or the local pool

I know, right? I wonder when their wedding will be.

You should get his number... and use it to find his identity and report him to the police for sexual harassment.

15, that's a bitch move.

15- Y? He obviously only did that because he thought she liked him..

Sexual harassment for smiling? I'd love to see that happen.

20- They never said the gender. For all you know, he could be like Herbert from family guy.

45- if it was a guy, then it would be a WHOLE lot more awkwarder.

I posted this and I am a girl

That clears everything up.

Isn't there supposed to be an "original poster" icon/wording under this chick's comment if it was her?

Probably not because they selected it to be anonymous; it would be pointless to say anonymous and then point out that that person commented on the FML.

75- the gender is right next to the FML.

88- not this one. Wasn't specified until the OP posted a comment about it.

89- scroll up to the FML and look to your right.

At least it wasn't his"third leg"

Gotta love creepy old men, eh?

Literally.

Well, if anything, at least there old. If say, a bodybuilder did that, then you should obviously have a right to be scared.

2 - this has nothing to do with your comment but I adore your profile pic. :]

27- I adore yours even more ;)

I don't love creepy old men. Creepy old men love me.

'Hey I just met you, and you just stroked me, so here's my number, come home with me maybe?;)'

Yeah, you don't figuratively love creepy old men; you literally love creepy old men. Makes sense man.

That man probably hasn't had any action in months or years, and you just made his day. Take it as a compliment, a creepy, creepy, compliment.

3- You really have a Justin B. haircut? My son just asked if he could have one...

Mmm, got yourself a catch there. Give him a smile back. He's the friendly neighbourhood pervert, he's safe!!!!

Or smile back so creepily he gets freaked out. To beat the creeps, you gotta out-creep them!

Sing the "call me maybe-creepy girl version"

At least he's trying to stay in shape...

Yep, who cares if he's old or say looks funny. If he's healthy (swimming) and is friendly enough to smile, then he's a keeper.

Haha let's hope he wasn't a rapist. Jk. but that's creepy!

It's like the beginning of either a horror movie.. Or a romantic comedy.

..or a porno

Made a new friend huh?

Sounds like a hairy beast lol

A friend that wants to be more than friends ;)

Don't be rude. Smile back at the creeper. :)

I would of hit my friend for pushing me under...

Push your friend under

*would have But I completely agree with you.

Well alrighty then. One time an old guy was staring at me and he wouldn't look away. Every time I looked back he was staring. As soon as I told my friend and she looked back, he looked away though. So I can kind of relate. But , sorry for the creepy encounter!

Cool story bro ; )

PLEASE don't tell it again.

Are you sure it was his leg? Giggidy.

"Stroked his hairy leg"? Is that what kids are calling it now?

Since when were penises hairy (beyond the base)?

41- implants? Maybe? Idk then

41, penises can become very hairy if the hair is not trimmed. Dick hair can grow really long.

hair can definitely grow on the shaft... but personally, I shave mine

Thank you for letting us know!..

Lesson learned: never eat breakfast while reading FML comments. Now my yogurt doesn't taste so delightful.

It's giggity, Seth MacFarlane corrected so on his Twitter.

It was his third leg...if you know what I mean