Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a thumb tack came out of one of my posters on my wall. The sole of my foot had the pleasure of finding it. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
Today, I had to listen to my best friend explain how to properly unstick one's balls from one's leg. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML
Today, I learned a few things. One: friends are assholes. Two: under no circumstance do you close your eyes when they ask you to. Three: getting kicked in the balls hurts a lot. FML
Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML
Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML
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AnthonyxD_fml 0
Why were you naked sittin down in the first place?
thequickredofox 0
Another reason why I'm pleased my genitalia is all neatly tucked away, safe from thumb tacks and vicious trouser zippers! FYL indeed OP
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Comments (59)
shalvius 3
ouch
LettersNumbers_ 0
YDI for having balls
cl9595 0
agreed
xstaticdelta 6
comment buried. Have a nice day #14
rockintothebeat 0
it cannot actually hurt as much as guys describe. can it?
EatnBeef 7
oh, it does...
mind_geek 15
yes it can
kev_213 0
there is no good way to find that out
thequickredofox 0
Another reason why I'm pleased my genitalia is all neatly tucked away, safe from thumb tacks and vicious trouser zippers! FYL indeed OP
plexico 4
Yes, but targeted for attack by peckers, tallywhackers, blood-engorged pork swords and purple-helmeted yogurt slingers. You just have a different set of hazards.
thequickredofox 0
LOL - this is true. .... slips into all terrain granny undies to protect herself from attacks of the trouser snake variety.
Qup 0
ouch!
readytofall69 0
do you cum from your balls now
FR35H 0
GAWD just reading that hurt my balls
oliveolive_fml 0
How do you sit down and have a thumb tack get to your balls? You sit down and your ass would be in the way, It sounds impossible.
plexico 4
Why are you using a thumbtack to attach a note to your balls when a Post-It Note will do the trick less painfully? 3M makes a product for just that purpose: Scrote-It Notes -- they are just like Post-Its but the adhesive removes 42% less ballsack hair when ripped off.
xHaniffax 0
Win.
Zombierella 2
LMFAO. plexico wins again :D
Hannah_Brooke 0
Maybe put some jewelry in it? It'd be a sad waste of a piercing to let it go.