Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, a thumb tack came out of one of my posters on my wall. The sole of my foot had the pleasure of finding it. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
Today, I had to listen to my best friend explain how to properly unstick one's balls from one's leg. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML
Today, I learned a few things. One: friends are assholes. Two: under no circumstance do you close your eyes when they ask you to. Three: getting kicked in the balls hurts a lot. FML
Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML
Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML
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AnthonyxD_fml 0
Why were you naked sittin down in the first place?
thequickredofox 0
Another reason why I'm pleased my genitalia is all neatly tucked away, safe from thumb tacks and vicious trouser zippers! FYL indeed OP
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Comments (59)
flinkpamingo 0
I think I might just be speechless.
SookMauNoots 0
i hate reading shit like this. it makes me cringe and it stays in my mind.
remysgal 0
I'm finding the YDI responses on this site increasingly tiresome. Do some people just automatically hit You Deserve It for every post? I fail to see how this is possibly a YDI, unless, "Today I was sprinkling tacks around my house, sharp side up. I was also eating a banana, naked. Unwilling to make the journey to the trashcan, I threw the banana skin on the floor, only to slip on it and end up piercing my scrotum." That's a YDI because the OP's negligent actions directly led to the unpleasant outcome. This seems like a pretty classic FML, to me: the OP had a nasty accident that was no way his own fault.
sublime93 0
Are you new to fml? There's these things called trolls, & they say YDI to everything.
_Centaur_ 0
I used to have a friend that would always say, "Always check for the spike before you sit down!" This FML proves him right!
TriniRockStar 0
lmfao
Htownmichigan 0
I dont have balls and im cringing!! Ouch dude fYl
SOVIETRUSSIAFTW 0
FIRST!!
SOVIETRUSSIAFTW 0
ooooh :(
made_of_fail 0
I don't even have balls and that hurts! FYL for sure OP. My question isn't how did you manage to get your balls that close to a tack, it's who do you know that put a tack somewhere you'd sit! WATCH UR BACK MAN! And do make sure you don't get some kind of nasty infection. That'd only make this more of an FML.
sc27 0
OOOHHH no babies for you
Silverill 0
kinda depends on where the thumbtack was placed.