Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, a thumb tack came out of one of my posters on my wall. The sole of my foot had the pleasure of finding it. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
Today, I had to listen to my best friend explain how to properly unstick one's balls from one's leg. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML
Today, I learned a few things. One: friends are assholes. Two: under no circumstance do you close your eyes when they ask you to. Three: getting kicked in the balls hurts a lot. FML
Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML
Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML
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AnthonyxD_fml 0
Why were you naked sittin down in the first place?
thequickredofox 0
Another reason why I'm pleased my genitalia is all neatly tucked away, safe from thumb tacks and vicious trouser zippers! FYL indeed OP
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Comments (59)
ronws23 0
ahhh, that literally just made me grab my testicles and get an image, FYL
Doogragoo 0
This....is a true FML...Thank you OP for not telling a retarded story like "Today, I got stuck in a hole because I wanted to know what it was like to be stuck in a hole. FML"
duhhduhh57 0
what does OP mean?
sillyone27 3
original post/poster
kendraaaxo 0
#4 is right. but to correct that.. why were you naked sitting down in a room with tacks?
soccerfreak009 0
i just squeezed my legs together thinking about how much that would hurt. sucks to be you. or your future children :P
meandonlyme 0
*thick AS Not thick ass. Lmao.
ObadiahtheSlim 2
How does that happen if you are wearing pants? You'd have to be sitting on your ballsack to get enough pressure for that tack to do any damage. Stop putting fakes up.
regalitofatal 0
hahaha this FML is so well-written
tori_ellen 0
...a surface piercing of the scrotum is called a hafada...
OMGJASMiNE 0
ouchh ! poor yu