By Ballshurt - 07/09/2009 04:57 - United States

Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML
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AnthonyxD_fml 0

Why were you naked sittin down in the first place?

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thequickredofox 0

Another reason why I'm pleased my genitalia is all neatly tucked away, safe from thumb tacks and vicious trouser zippers! FYL indeed OP

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tubaguy42 0

fake. not enough pressure to pierce the skin. and as you were sitting down, the thumbtack would more than likely fall onto its side - they aren't even remotely stable. they weigh, what, 1/10th of an ounce? anything can knock them over. only way this is happening is if you were naked, sitting down on a flat surface, and it was fastened on somehow. and who'd do that with a thumbtack?

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tubaguy42 0

What the hell? Why was my comment moderated? I didn't say anything bad. Try #2: It's fake. Our skin is too thick (and flimsy) for a thumbtack to pierce it . You need a lot more pressure than the weight of our balls to break the skin (which easily moves). Plus, thumbtacks are so light that even a light breeze will tip it over. If you sit down on one, it too will most likely fall over. The only way this is possible is if it is fastened to a flat surface somehow and you sat directly down on it as hard as you could. And who would do that with a thumbtack? FAKE

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rockmasterflex69 0

You get moderated when you claim the FML is fake, they believe that is against the spirit of the site....

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redbluegreen 40

It's a rule almost everyone [should] know about. And it's how it goes. Calling fake, your post number, and mentioning competing websites = Moderation.

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NaomiSanguine 0

Did boy juice come out or blood? Perhaps both?

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kjhsjsdk22 0

Damn bro that really sucks. Was it the left or the right? haha.

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Jincos 0

Fake. If reasons needed, ask.

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applegathc 0

Now THAT ladies and gentlemen, is an FML.

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harddaysnight 0

This busts my balls just thinking about it.

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roflmaonade 2

not the best way to find out? i don't think there's any great way to find this out.

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IaMsAvAge 0

how the hell do you get a thumbtack into your balls sitting down? It should have 3 layers of stuff to go through. And the skin would just lift up.

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maxxo_fml 0

you are correct! OP is just an attention seeking ***** who needs to get his balls sledgehammered! FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F(ake)ML!

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