love4cheese1197
Today, I had to listen to my best friend explain how to properly unstick one's balls from one's leg. I'm a girl. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I went to my grandmom's house for an hour or so. When I came home, my boyfriend was on the bed, covered in the sheets and about to cry. Turns out he taped his ballsack to his leg and couldn't get it off because it "hurts too much." I'm 24 and he's 26. FML
Miki13
Whitby, Canada
Stuck
Today, I had dinner with my grandparents. At the table, my grandfather openly complained about how hard it is for him to get out of their hot tub. Not because of his prosthetic leg, but because his balls somehow "get stuck". I really didn't need to know that. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Please explain
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML
Anonymous
Kids can be so harsh
Today, I was using the bathroom and my butt stuck to the seat a little bit, so when I got up, the seat unstuck itself and came down loudly. The girl who was also in the bathroom went running out, saying that I pee with the seat up because I have balls. I spent a while trying to convince other kids that I really was a girl. FML
boxerswontdo
New balls
Today, at physical therapy, even though I was wearing underwear, when I went on the leg press machine, my balls popped out of the bottom of my shorts. A bunch of times. The therapist saw. FML
Anonymous
Today, while trying to help my disabled uncle into his walker, his one testicle popped out of the leg of his short shorts. I asked him to adjust himself and had to hold on to his walker as he did it. FML
Anonymous
No need for a reason
Today, as I was bent over drying my legs after a shower, my girlfriend snuck behind me and pulled a hair off my ballsack for absolutely no good reason. FML
b.fritz
Saint Louis, United States
Today, I'm sitting in the emergency room because my girlfriend thought it would be funny to superglue my penis to my thigh while I was sleeping. FML
TJ.
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
India
Pissed
Today, my friend whacked me in the family jewels while I was washing my hands in our college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML
Ballshurt
United States
Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML
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jbuckets_404 39
And just what IS the proper technique? Asking for a friend....
Henry8cooper 15
Very considerate of him. Now you know how to handle things if somebody's balls should stick to your leg by accident. I personally am not aware of the technical aspects of removing sticky balls from legs - I suppose I will have to add that to a long list of skills I never needed to acquire - so if you could give a few hints it would be appreciated.
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Mooglefox 24
I bet that had to be an every interesting lesson.
jbuckets_404 39
And just what IS the proper technique? Asking for a friend....
Henry8cooper 15
Very considerate of him. Now you know how to handle things if somebody's balls should stick to your leg by accident. I personally am not aware of the technical aspects of removing sticky balls from legs - I suppose I will have to add that to a long list of skills I never needed to acquire - so if you could give a few hints it would be appreciated.
cheesebond 29
HOW DARE YOU KEEP SUCH VALUABLE INFORMATION FROM US!
AmbrosiaFan 19
Pay attention that is VERY important information.
Wadlaen 24
Well, you never know when you're gonna need that kind of knowledge...
RichardPencil 32
Is it better than using a spatula? No one likes pubes in their pancakes or burgers.
mekiswrite 21
I had a friend in high school that would demonstrate this at the lunch table. Free of charge and without anyone asking. He also undid his pants on a couple of occasions too.
Memnoc 26
Now you just need to tell all of your girlfriends, and they can tell theirs, and on and on, so that they can point it out and tell everyone when they see him doing it.
DogStew 20
This is a great opportunity to talk about your stinky boob sweat.