Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, a thumb tack came out of one of my posters on my wall. The sole of my foot had the pleasure of finding it. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
Today, I had to listen to my best friend explain how to properly unstick one's balls from one's leg. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML
Today, I learned a few things. One: friends are assholes. Two: under no circumstance do you close your eyes when they ask you to. Three: getting kicked in the balls hurts a lot. FML
Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML
Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML
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AnthonyxD_fml 0
Why were you naked sittin down in the first place?
thequickredofox 0
Another reason why I'm pleased my genitalia is all neatly tucked away, safe from thumb tacks and vicious trouser zippers! FYL indeed OP
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Comments (59)
kkbanks 0
what the heck were you doing walking commando
Angi95 3
well I don't have any but know that has to hurt I'm sorry
awesomeloser14 0
why do have this feeling that you really pierced it on purpose to see if it worked and you were being a dumb ass and now you cover it up saying it was an accident , so you won't look so stupid. is any one getting that vibe??
coolkitty154 11
Nope, it's just your paranoid ass.
ncblondiecmr 0
.....hahaha. I'm sorry man.
Objectofdespair 1
Right when I read this I had reflex tears, sorry bro!
funguy555 6
did anyone's else's balls go into hiding after hearing this
carbonbasedcynic 17
it hurts just to think about it
EwahWeeWah 21
Is there ever a good way to find out you can pierce your balls?
Baka Loli 10
You must not have been wearing pants, or something else is going on...