Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML
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KareBear7364
| 5
Well, I can see how this can be unfair. However, you shouldn't be falling asleep at work. Energy drink!
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ElatedEarthling
| 15
You're at a desk, just use scissors or a letter opener to get free from the tape. Then after work, meet your coworkers in the parking lot with duct tape and wheely chairs and push them out into traffic. >:)
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ElatedEarthling
| 15
You're at a desk, just use scissors or a letter opener to get free from the tape. Then after work, meet your coworkers in the parking lot with duct tape and wheely chairs and push them out into traffic. >:)
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JaneChemi_fml
| 21
unless they taped his hands...
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fareith
| 15
Quite a flaw in your logic sir.
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Welshite
| 39
Use teeth. People often tape me up in an attempt to quietly dispose of me, so trust me on this.
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outoftown
| 26
18 - So they're STILL trying to kidnap you?
(Old FML reference.)
(Old FML reference.)
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Wimoweh
| 10
FMLception.
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Jiinxx
| 8
calm down, satan.
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KareBear7364
| 5
Well, I can see how this can be unfair. However, you shouldn't be falling asleep at work. Energy drink!
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ElementaryEdGuy
| 18
Well, honestly, you kind of deserve being reprimanded for falling asleep on the job. If you knew you were in the position to fall asleep, your best bet would have been to call in sick, if possible.
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JaneChemi_fml
| 21
that's a nice thought but welcome to reality.
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Flowtastic
| 16
Reality is you shouldn't be sleeping while at work.
Fantasy is having a job that lets you sleep while on the clock
Fantasy is having a job that lets you sleep while on the clock
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Mr_Satan
| 11
Depends on the job. I can usually get 2 or 3 hours of broken sleep at mine if I need it, because I work rotating 12 hour shifts doing extremely draining work. The company would rather we be well rested and alert when working since its a shitty environment with A LOT of mobile equipment being operated.
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Leki_0609
| 11
Achieve vengeance.
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ironichalibut
| 24
Achievement unlocked: Get Vengeance
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JoeGrant
| 12
Not going to lie here, you kind of deserved it for sleeping at work. I suppose you may have had a valid reason, but based on the information provided, you deserved the scolding, the duct tape, not so much. FYL indeed.
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red_headforlife
| 15
I think it's time for you to start plotting.
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Fuhkyoo
| 17
yeah, great advice for a disgruntled office employee.
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bombtastic
| 10
well shit, good to know your boss thinks you can duct tape yourself. but yeah, thats why you try and get sleep before you need to work.
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SherlockHolmes69
| 7
Have you tried untaping yourself ?
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HouseElf
| 13
No shit, Sherlock
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larsak
| 3
LOL that's so cray idk how to deal.
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haw008
| 14
I feel the same way about your comment.
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larsak
| 3
Don't hate honey
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Wimoweh
| 10
I think haw008 loves honey, she never said she didn't. I think she hates your comment though.
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ironichalibut
| 24
Z is one of the coolest letters, don't forget to use it whenever you can. Gets big points in scrabble too.
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Dawnstempest
| 17
I guess you could say you were in quite the sticky situation.