By ouch - 03/01/2011 00:36 - United States

Today, I took a nap on the couch in the family room. My brother thought it would be hilarious to take clear packaging tape and put it on my chapped lips. Then rip it off. FML
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EvenHopeHides 0

you should take clear packaging tape on his pubes, then rip it off

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tygerarmy 35

Besides the initial pain are you ok? Just get your brother back. He's gotta sleep sometime.

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AZMarine 0

As they say: you can pick your friends, you caneven pick your nose. But you can't pick your family... but what about adoption?...

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unidentified_sta 5

You can pick Child Protection Services on the other hand. Make the right call! Smash your family unit with a phone call!

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tygerarmy 35

Besides the initial pain are you ok? Just get your brother back. He's gotta sleep sometime.

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Shiningstartp 9

OMG. This literally made me cringe. OUCH!!!

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Pocahontas22_fml 0

me too!! ouchh..

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JuuuusssstFML 0

that ******* sucks

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Bubblerider 3

AAGH!!!! JERSEY SHORE!!!! GO AWAY!!!!! D:

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nerfherder24 0

snooki want smoosh smoosh!

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sylphy 0

SNOO SNOO?-- WAIT SNOOKIE? OH GOD NEVERMIND. KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!

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EvenHopeHides 0

you should take clear packaging tape on his pubes, then rip it off

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DoctorKyda 5

Yes, because every sister wants to get so close to her brother's nuts as to tape down there. >_

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mrfuzzywiggles 11

Screw clear packaging tape, use duct tape.

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ChadHelton 8

gorilla tape on eyebrows, just leave it for him to pull off. he'll be lucky to keep his forehead.

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IowAuburn_fan77 4

hahhahahhahahah sounds like something I would do to my brother.

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