ow
United States
Today, I learned that when you put duct tape over your mouth because you are bored, it really hurts taking it off. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
monkeycannon7
Woodbridge, United States
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
farhia97
United States
Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML
ouch
United States
Today, I took a nap on the couch in the family room. My brother thought it would be hilarious to take clear packaging tape and put it on my chapped lips. Then rip it off. FML
Millian2
Plymouth, United States
Today, I learned that when you take off your sweatshirt, it can get stuck in your braces. I was in public. FML
Plugged
United States
Plug me in
Today, I found out that when you put Kleenex up your nose to stop it from constantly draining snot, it is possible for it to rip and get stuck in your nose when you try to take it out. Words cannot describe how incredibly uncomfortable that was. FML
Anonymous
Melbourne, Australia
How many cans did I have last night?
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
Staples
United Kingdom
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
liver
Santa Cruz, United States
DIY
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Ow ow ow
Today, I discovered that just because I got my braces removed does not mean my painful mouth ulcers will stop. I now have them under my tongue. I can't even lick my lips. FML
bloodyLIP
United States
Today, I learned the hard way that an ice cube is capable of ripping the skin off your bottom lip. FML
Top comments
mikeyforge 0
OH NO! WHO KNEW TAKING OFF DUCK TAPE HURTS!!!
armada_fml 0
I really hope you aren't over the age of 12.
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Comments (163)
fuky_monkey 0
omfg you are the biggest idiot in the world duct tape REALLY!!!!
apfunction 0
no it doesn't. I do it all the time. it burns a little than itches.
ksmiley 0
to apfunction... All the time? Kinky ^_^
daniel1_1 13
I just did it and it didn't hurt...
smc3 0
this should never get published over my fmls
catfriend44 0
retard....
did_it_4_lulz 0
OP - were you trying to wax? tape doesn't work for that.
cornsnake 0
i use to do that as a kid. it didn't hurt really back then but i stopped doing it when i started growing a moustache. op must either have abit of a moustache even though she is a woman or she used really strong tape.
pooda50 0
your a dumbass, this isn't an fml unless you're just figuring that out.
Khatog 1
How did you manage to use "you're" correctly in one part of your sentence, but incorrectly in the other?
rawrimapenguin 0
XDD wowsers:)