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Everyday_Galaxy
| 14
I don't know, those sound like drugs a bad-ass gangbanger would take.
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Zack6849
| 8
Bitches don't know bout my vitamins
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ClaireWinchester
| 17
Paranoid much?
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30361
| 10
Plot twist!
OP's dad is a pill popping gangbanger himself!
OP's dad is a pill popping gangbanger himself!
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His_Holiness
| 18
Adderall is poor man's cocaine, OP if you find your pants starting to sag past your boxers seek professional help.
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8born8
| 18
Where did this "Plot Twist" stuff come from?... If it came from the same place as YOLO and SWAG, then I understand.
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fml121785
| 14
But OP left out the word "my" prescription ADHD medication....hmmm Lindsay Lohan on FML possibly?
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8born8
| 18
Maybe a "sick note" from your mum would help?...
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TheWildRover1
| 12
its her dad not her principal...
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lwonderful
| 11
This is her dad, not the principal at a school
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TheDrifter
| 23
Which is why the note would be from mom not a doctor obviously.
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8born8
| 18
Thank you 34. It was a play on words because a sick note from your mum meant you were legitimately ill.
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Kn0wledge123
| 21
I think your pops been watching too much Breaking Bad
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vipirius
| 18
What does Breaking Bad have to do with this?
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Danielle7994
| 18
I feel like #3 is referring to the previous fml about the father who tore up his son's room looking for drugs because of that show
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mrsnugglefunny
| 10
Druggie......
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Everyday_Galaxy
| 14
I don't know, those sound like drugs a bad-ass gangbanger would take.
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Zack6849
| 8
Bitches don't know bout my vitamins
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xXfrostXx
| 9
Wat
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Dodge4x4Ram
| 46
You call this a FML
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Kn0wledge123
| 21
*an
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Ambient25
| 24
Next time crush those pills OP and sprinkle it on your Lucky Charms like a "Real OG"
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Nyx_fml
| 23
Well, the "multi" in "multivitamin" probably threw him off. You never know what can be in there.
Unless you actually read the label.
Unless you actually read the label.
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Zack6849
| 8
Pff, who reads lables?
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SystemofaBlink41
| 27
I know, right? Who needs to know the daily dose? Fit all you can in your hand and swallow those bastards down with Vodka.
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sleepRX
| 16
26: I know right?! reading the label of a multivitamin is mind boggling. a shampoo bottle, I can understand ;)
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Cheeley
| 17
Damn you party hard.
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