Plot twist! OP's dad is a pill popping gangbanger himself!

Adderall is poor man's cocaine, OP if you find your pants starting to sag past your boxers seek professional help.

Where did this "Plot Twist" stuff come from?... If it came from the same place as YOLO and SWAG, then I understand.

But OP left out the word "my" prescription ADHD medication....hmmm Lindsay Lohan on FML possibly?

its her dad not her principal...

This is her dad, not the principal at a school

Which is why the note would be from mom not a doctor obviously.

Thank you 34. It was a play on words because a sick note from your mum meant you were legitimately ill.

What does Breaking Bad have to do with this?

I feel like #3 is referring to the previous fml about the father who tore up his son's room looking for drugs because of that show

Bitches don't know bout my vitamins

*an

Pff, who reads lables?

I know, right? Who needs to know the daily dose? Fit all you can in your hand and swallow those bastards down with Vodka.

26: I know right?! reading the label of a multivitamin is mind boggling. a shampoo bottle, I can understand ;)