Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Today, my friend was extremely constipated when he used my toilet. I'm now having to go buy a new toothbrush, because he used mine to dig out his shit. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Ouch
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
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fayettie 3
wow! your wife is just every type of wrong fyl!
MuffyStJacques 0
I wouldn't want to put up with your shit, either.
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Comments (221)
JRokka850 6
I would have beat her ass lol
Ninjasaurus18 9
Step 1: Buy a new toothbrush. Step 2: Hide it. Step 3: Leave the shit residue covered one in the toothbrush spot and use the new one to brush your teeth. Step 4: Be sure to wet the old one and make it look used.
Assassin342 0
AAAAAHH THATS SO ******* DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!
SkoomaKi 28
Revenge is definitely required here. Be creative and good luck.
aj_alex 0
Your life sucks. What a ******* biaotch. Why would she do that? She doesn't deserve you.
yessirre 4
U know whadda do
TheOldWitch 6
Lmfao! As she should!
Blue329 15
Brilliant idea!
pipinya 8
Shes a keeper! Unless shes not joking....
helpfulperson 9
justice.