Kids, Poopoo peepee and Annoying: Time to move

Time to move

By Anonymous - 24/06/2022 14:00

Today, I was trying to relax on the beach after a stressful day, just to overhear a bunch of kids near me start fighting over who pooped in the hole they'd dug in the sand. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 24 June 2022 14:16

Was it you? Did you poop in their hole?

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 24 June 2022 14:16

Was it you? Did you poop in their hole?

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