Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, my teacher turned around from the blackboard and screamed, "Stop chewing your gum like a cow!" That wasn't so bad.--The bad part was when she realized it was me, she apologized saying, " I am sorry. You are not really a cow. I don't want to traumatize you; you're just overweight." FML
Today, my brother thought it'd be hilarious to tease a group of Pokémon players. They thought it'd be hilarious to beat both our asses. FML
Today, I was walking in the street, and ahead of me was a girl with a flowing dress. It was windy and the dress lifted up, showing for a split second Pokemon underwear. Before I could stop myself, I said: "Pikachu, I see you." She turned around and slapped me. FML
Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Today, at my college, someone snatched my laptop out of my hands, so I chased him. Turns out I'm so overweight and slow that he moonwalked away facing me, while I sprinted my heart out. FML
Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML
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Lithium98 0
Pokemón Nerd used TAUNT. It's super effective!
moonmask 0
But the original 151 were badass! The new ones are starting to suck.
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DanielleTheOne 3
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Pokemon people are NOT nerds :P
dudeitsdanny 9
EXACTLY! Don't mess with us, Snorlax. I have a masterball and lean cuisine!
PunxsatownyPhil 0
Yeah, watchchoself.
riku3220 2
Psh. Snorlax. They must've been one of those "ZOMG POKEMON IS SO AWESOME BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS PLAYING IT" kids back in RBY. If they were still in with Pokemon then they'd have said Wailord, the biggest Pokemon in the game.
moonmask 0
But the original 151 were badass! The new ones are starting to suck.
andjok 0
Yeah, they just happen to still enjoy a great game without worrying about how old it is or whether it is still "cool".
dudeitsdanny 9
I hate the new Pokemon, but have very often said i'd sell my soul for a boxset with every episode ever before Misty left
Farked 0
Just work out during the summer and come back normal weight. Then buy some pokeballs and throw them at the bitch's face
ps2stony 0
lol that musta been hilarious!!! I wish I was there to laugh at you =3
Prettyfaceee 0
Awh :/ in 3rd grade, this mean kid gave me a valentine card with Snorlax on it and he drew a little bubble that said my name. I cried.
dudeitsdanny 9
Third graders are evil =( But, in all honesty, I would have laughed at that in 3rd grade.. At least you have a pretty face that you're proud of? =)
HamsteronA 0
maybe he liked pokemon and thought it would be cute
ryguy997 0
pokemon is a retarded fantasy world of odd creatures fighting and doing other retarded stuff. how can a ball put on a machine heal things that coul not fit in a ball in the first place??? I mean really. an why can't you see the scars and bruises if the battles? so unrealistic.
ilovechocochipz 0
guys, i hae no idea what anything that your talking about means. so mahbe this persom doesnt play pokemon amd called them nerds for calling him fat.
Kadaver 1
your picture pretty much melted my face off. Tokio Hotel for life
Equinox7 0
uhhh ill sell you one I have a lot (living in japan ftw!!!!)
yuop77 0
everyone here are such faggoty nerds omg lol
blankaex 0
Third Generation and under Poke(accent)mon are the best. Fourth Generarion onwards suck. Infernape is an anorexic flaming monkey version of Blaziken.
sashalynn 0
Jiggly-Puff!!!!!! <3
dragonaair 5
180 I agree
fakeaccountX 6
**** Ultra Balls. They never worked for me. Timer Balls are where it's at.
Megan36 3
That sounds like something I would randomly shout out :) agreed pokemon ppl are not nerds that's proven because I nerd but I don't like pokemon ;(
Megan36 3
btw the true definition of nerds is smartz ppl. :)Now dorks.........
vilas 0
180 I thought they were okay
WTSchool 0
Why didn't they say Master Ball? I found Sborlax pretty hard to catch, and would've preferred a Master Ball over my 572,037 wasted Ultra Balls. seriously though, FYL OP. ): I'm sorry, that's mean.
beastwill64 16
YES THEY ARE!
boyslikegirls97 0
wow asshole
xXT9Xx 0
Ikr, Ash is probably smoking weed before the show and thats why his name is Ash
64AllPro 2
95- Quit being such a nostalgiatard. The new Pokemon are awesome!
Thatgirl299 15
Nerds are cool though..
ecko_7672 0
ahaha first again:D but dude thats ****** up, i hate it wen ppl get picked on cuz of their features
remy_xi 0
You aren't first, unless you meant first grade. Spell correctly. There is no such word as "cuz" and your grammar is ******* atrocious. Your mother likely smelled of semen and it's entirely possible your father's never worked a day in his life, though if they have children with false accomplishments such as being "FIRST!" on a website made for telling the world how terrible your life is, I can see why they'd become depressed and morale would fail. @OP: Lose some weight. Also, Pokemon is amazing.
bombchelle 0
Pokemon nerds always have some smart-ass comment to make... Lol, thats the conclusion I've reached from this FML. Go tame your Charizard and jump off a cliff! Lol.
MrFox_fml 0
You, good sir, get one WIN
your_mother 0
ok mister grammar nazi.
beccaishereyay 11
oh my god remy shut the hell up. god your so annoying. I hate people like you who think they're so high and mighty. your mother likely ****** up when she tried to abort you. you likely have no friends. your likely alone and ugly. die
con5 0
6, shut the **** up, it's an fml comment no one gives a shit if he uses bad grammer or spells something wrong
11colio11 4
dude who the **** cares about grammar? I know people like you in real life wo obsesive compulsively correct anything that seems in the slightest incorrect. It makes them feel better about their nonexistent lives.
CanadianNarwhal 13
163 - You slightly over did it there. I see where you're coming from, Remy went over the bar, but if they actually died, we wouldn't be able to look at them and go "What are you some kind of a moron?" and nit feel guilty.
bettyc4 26
Notice how the uneducated/ignorant/ childish users troll on the only educated guy..."die"? Really? Take your own advice and stop corrupting our gene pool with idiocy. Time to go play in traffic kiddies ^.^
jeffcox99 10
Ur ******* dumb
mischiefkel 17
213- your comment matches your picture! :D
burninsnow 23
You're sick
NoWeeniesAllowed 17
You my friend, are a stone cold asshole
ecko_7672 0
nooo, im not first :(
ILIEKGIRLS 5
good, but I still think you should kill yourself.
beccaishereyay 11
sucks hoe
minidinosaurgoes 9
wtf 44?? dont go around telling people to f***ing kill themselves!!
brutal_banger 10
they're just encouraging you to go to the gym and run your fatass off
boredasFACK 0
or get some badges XD
omgcookeys 15
snorlax probably got more excercise in pokemon battles than than the poster did in his/her life. >.>
Tyler4President 0
DanielleTheOne.. your soooo right.
koolitaliano 0
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well, I guess it's time to get in a treadmill then!! I was in your place a few months ago.
Lithium98 0
Pokemón Nerd used TAUNT. It's super effective!
lightburns 10
Epic win #9
MyauChanDesu 0
loool FTW
dudeitsdanny 9
I love you. Lmao. I read this while playing a Crystal hack online
Razornick 0
Your comment is far more funny than the FML itself.
exotica_fml 6
LOL great comment!
iEmily 0
Pokemon was only good back in the 90's when there was 150/151 Pokemon. Now it's just shit and impossible to "Catch 'Em All". Also, lose some weight OP.
wienerwagon 0
Nostalgia faggotry at it's finest.
carnage1106 0
**** yes
brianfantana32 10
Yeah, I hate genwhores
damienwatkins 0
**** ultra balls... we're going to need a master ball for this one! jk OP. that really sucks dude
namhowell 6
People should work out to stay healthy, not because of being made fun of. I'm do sick of people saying "YDI for being fat." How is being fat deserved to be dealing with jerks?
cjammer 0
Thank you.
I_hate_it_all 5
YDI for being fat.
sugarquill 0
Well said!