By Anonameow - 19/07/2016 13:49

Today, I woke up to an unexpected surprise for my birthday. It wasn't cake, nor ice cream. It was hundreds of baby spiders crawling all over me. FML
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Lepisma 38
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There is only one solution. Burn the house down. Who needs candles on a cake when you can have a raging inferno of fiery spider death?

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tounces7 27

Surprise! I see everyone got to the party on time! Did they at least Gift-wrap some still-living flies for you?

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tounces7 27

Surprise! I see everyone got to the party on time! Did they at least Gift-wrap some still-living flies for you?

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Lepisma 38
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There is only one solution. Burn the house down. Who needs candles on a cake when you can have a raging inferno of fiery spider death?

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BoxFullOfLazy 25
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Poor spiders. All they did was be born and you're wanting to send them to their death. ;-;

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ShotaSammy 17
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#10 I have a saying about spiders. I will respect your existence and would rather you live, but if you invade my home, I have a right to defend myself.

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OlRed 28
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No no no. They're trying to tell op something. Op are you sure you don't have a basilisk hiding in your basement?

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whysojealous 18
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#10 If they don't pay rent, they gotta go mate

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Armeniangirl_fml 15
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love the reference there!

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19foxy81 8
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That's a yucky present!

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Sj1147 12
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That's a sticky situation get it..spider webs ..haha anyone no ...okay.

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legoman213579 13

Hey its my birthday too!!!!

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BoxFullOfLazy 25
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Sounds like someone had a late night Spider-Man visit.

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bsshooter 14

No Doubt, thought you loved their song.

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captain_hero89 22
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awe you share the same birthday with your spiders

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Bookworm1315 13

Aren't 'glad it wasn't me' and 'I agree your life sucks' basically the same thing?

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ouijacorn 9

We call that "nature's confetti". Happy birthday!

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