By Anonameow - 19/07/2016 13:49

Today, I woke up to an unexpected surprise for my birthday. It wasn't cake, nor ice cream. It was hundreds of baby spiders crawling all over me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 851
You deserved it 2 486

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There is only one solution. Burn the house down. Who needs candles on a cake when you can have a raging inferno of fiery spider death?

Surprise! I see everyone got to the party on time! Did they at least Gift-wrap some still-living flies for you?

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Surprise! I see everyone got to the party on time! Did they at least Gift-wrap some still-living flies for you?

There is only one solution. Burn the house down. Who needs candles on a cake when you can have a raging inferno of fiery spider death?

Poor spiders. All they did was be born and you're wanting to send them to their death. ;-;

#10 I have a saying about spiders. I will respect your existence and would rather you live, but if you invade my home, I have a right to defend myself.

No no no. They're trying to tell op something. Op are you sure you don't have a basilisk hiding in your basement?

#10 If they don't pay rent, they gotta go mate

love the reference there!

That's a yucky present!

That's a sticky situation get it..spider webs ..haha anyone no ...okay.

Hey its my birthday too!!!!

Sounds like someone had a late night Spider-Man visit.

bsshooter 14

No Doubt, thought you loved their song.

awe you share the same birthday with your spiders

Aren't 'glad it wasn't me' and 'I agree your life sucks' basically the same thing?

We call that "nature's confetti". Happy birthday!