Don't know many dogs who complain about food, just saying

What do you think all the barking is about? "My damn owner gave me the same dog chow again, for about the past week! He had bacon this morning and didn't even ducking share!" But all you hear is bark, bark, bark.

Come on autocorrect, you don't autocorrect when I misspell porn, but you want to autocorrect fucking to ducking? Ducking isn't even a word.

Oh wait, ducking is a word. I need to learn to stop being stupid while typing. I'm pretty sure it is impossible though.

If anybody else replied 3 times in a row they would've been thumbed down to hell

We like MrSassypants...

Hahaha sassypants ftw

It's a f**king Catalina Wine Mixer...

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Not necessarily OP's special day, could be someone else's wedding too, the FML only talks of "a wedding"

She was the bride.

It doesn't say that, it could easily have been another family members wedding that they were both invited to.

it said "to a wedding" not "to my wedding" so it could have easily been anyone.

I feel like if it was OP's wedding it would be even more of an upsetting situation for them and that information would've been included, I think.

Um, no, he didn't. That's kind of the point.