Learn to swear at him in another language

He sounds like a keeper.

I suggest German. Or Swahili.

I was just going by the fact that they just sound fuckin badass. Really, you can say almost anything in German with the right tone and have it sound insulting.

Always google it..google never lies.

Aw shit. Posted twice. :p

# 21 German swears are not similar, you obviously don't know the German language... I'll tell you a couple to prove my point. Arschloch, arschkeks, armleuchter, dummkopf, dumme nuss, fettarsch, fick dich in knie..and the list goes on and on!!

Can you now tell us what they mean so we can use them, too?

Suka! learn some Russian.

sound pretty similar to me fatgirl.

21-ithink you're confuse of German and Italy

No manchez señor 29

PANOCHA!!!!!!!!!!!

And you found this out when the waiter spat in your food?

Don't u just hate people who reply to the first person to get their opinion at the top?? O and we don't care if ur first

-21 su panocha está muy floja!!

Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck. English works just fine.

Figlio Di Puttana.

Schlampe, lutsch meinen Schwanz!!!

Lame.

62- I would concur with that statement.

Rofl @ 81

Pinche' cabrones wey

24- I've learned how to say I have kids in my pants in German and people think I'm insulting them. It's fun to do it in public and screw round with people

Hopefully you'd already been served or u probably also ate some spit

Swear at him in Swedish!

Do you prefer spitting or swallowing? I prefer it when the nice lady just keeps it in her mouth and let's it dribble out onto her tats as she sucks me off again, then rubs it all over tatties and licks her fingers in appreciation.

72.... What the fuck?

I love women.

Well did you impress them?

Ugh I wish you could delete comments. :/

Now you got a way to cuss him out if needed without making a scene.

yo quiero hablar tu gato

comer*

Lol ur dumb enough to trust him. U should have asked someone else like ur friends before using it.

In this case google translate is your best friend also she should be able to trust her bf but shouldn't now

Why wouldn't she trust him? (provided he hasn't done something like his before) He's her boyfriend. And why would her friends be any different? Maybe they don't speak Spanish, maybe they would tell you that your BF was right just to get a laugh. I don't know. If someone offered to teach me a couple words in another language, I wouldn't immediately think "Oh, I better ask my friends first, to be sure!". Do you run everything your boyfriend tells you through your friends, just in case?

"what was that about you having a cat in your pants?"

Dije tengo un gato en los pantalones.

If she spit on you then I would consider your boyfriends experiment a success. Trial and error.

Dude you stole my pic. dick move

And he kicks gingers. Dick move.

Gingers don't have souls.

Chupo mi verga

Take the positive side. You could have said the same thing to your teacher, boss or other important people. With the waitress, maybe you got a spit on the food and that's it.

Except that through saliva you can catch strep, herpes, mono, CMV, HPB, etc...

just throwing it out there but you can't get herpes from saliva... pay attention in sex ed.