By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 22:33 - United States

Today, I found out that all the everyday Spanish words and phrases my boyfriend has been teaching me have very vulgar meanings. I found this out after I said a few to our waitress. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 801
You deserved it 6 647

Same thing different taste

Top comments

liggity 1

Hopefully you'd already been served or u probably also ate some spit


indielove 13
ShroomsOnAcid 16
ShroomsOnAcid 16

I was just going by the fact that they just sound ****** badass. Really, you can say almost anything in German with the right tone and have it sound insulting.

# 21 German swears are not similar, you obviously don't know the German language... I'll tell you a couple to prove my point. Arschloch, arschkeks, armleuchter, dummkopf, dumme nuss, fettarsch, fick dich in knie..and the list goes on and on!!

Can you now tell us what they mean so we can use them, too?

lmfao_shame 9

sound pretty similar to me fatgirl.

not_cool808 14

21-ithink you're confuse of German and Italy

And you found this out when the waiter spat in your food?

Don't u just hate people who reply to the first person to get their opinion at the top?? O and we don't care if ur first

**** fuckity **** **** ****. English works just fine.

TheBitchOfChuckN 7
koolkat27 13

62- I would concur with that statement.

24- I've learned how to say I have kids in my pants in German and people think I'm insulting them. It's fun to do it in public and screw round with people

liggity 1

Hopefully you'd already been served or u probably also ate some spit

GlitteryMasakali 1

Do you prefer spitting or swallowing? I prefer it when the nice lady just keeps it in her mouth and let's it dribble out onto her tats as she sucks me off again, then rubs it all over tatties and licks her fingers in appreciation.

ImmaB3AST 7

Now you got a way to cuss him out if needed without making a scene.

Lol ur dumb enough to trust him. U should have asked someone else like ur friends before using it.

In this case google translate is your best friend also she should be able to trust her bf but shouldn't now

Why wouldn't she trust him? (provided he hasn't done something like his before) He's her boyfriend. And why would her friends be any different? Maybe they don't speak Spanish, maybe they would tell you that your BF was right just to get a laugh. I don't know. If someone offered to teach me a couple words in another language, I wouldn't immediately think "Oh, I better ask my friends first, to be sure!". Do you run everything your boyfriend tells you through your friends, just in case?

DontModMeDammit 10

"what was that about you having a cat in your pants?"

drawmesunshine 17

Dije tengo un gato en los pantalones.

ikickgingers 15

If she spit on you then I would consider your boyfriends experiment a success. Trial and error.

Take the positive side. You could have said the same thing to your teacher, boss or other important people. With the waitress, maybe you got a spit on the food and that's it.

sxe_beast 11

Except that through saliva you can catch strep, herpes, mono, CMV, HPB, etc...

just throwing it out there but you can't get herpes from saliva... pay attention in sex ed.