He sounds like a keeper.

I suggest German. Or Swahili.

I was just going by the fact that they just sound fuckin badass. Really, you can say almost anything in German with the right tone and have it sound insulting.

Always google it..google never lies.

Aw shit. Posted twice. :p

# 21 German swears are not similar, you obviously don't know the German language... I'll tell you a couple to prove my point. Arschloch, arschkeks, armleuchter, dummkopf, dumme nuss, fettarsch, fick dich in knie..and the list goes on and on!!

Can you now tell us what they mean so we can use them, too?

Suka! learn some Russian.

sound pretty similar to me fatgirl.

21-ithink you're confuse of German and Italy

No manchez señor 29

PANOCHA!!!!!!!!!!!

And you found this out when the waiter spat in your food?

Don't u just hate people who reply to the first person to get their opinion at the top?? O and we don't care if ur first

-21 su panocha está muy floja!!

Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck. English works just fine.

Figlio Di Puttana.

Schlampe, lutsch meinen Schwanz!!!

Lame.

62- I would concur with that statement.

Rofl @ 81

Pinche' cabrones wey

24- I've learned how to say I have kids in my pants in German and people think I'm insulting them. It's fun to do it in public and screw round with people

Swear at him in Swedish!

Do you prefer spitting or swallowing? I prefer it when the nice lady just keeps it in her mouth and let's it dribble out onto her tats as she sucks me off again, then rubs it all over tatties and licks her fingers in appreciation.

72.... What the fuck?

I love women.

Ugh I wish you could delete comments. :/

comer*

In this case google translate is your best friend also she should be able to trust her bf but shouldn't now

Why wouldn't she trust him? (provided he hasn't done something like his before) He's her boyfriend. And why would her friends be any different? Maybe they don't speak Spanish, maybe they would tell you that your BF was right just to get a laugh. I don't know. If someone offered to teach me a couple words in another language, I wouldn't immediately think "Oh, I better ask my friends first, to be sure!". Do you run everything your boyfriend tells you through your friends, just in case?

Dije tengo un gato en los pantalones.

Dude you stole my pic. dick move

And he kicks gingers. Dick move.

Gingers don't have souls.

Except that through saliva you can catch strep, herpes, mono, CMV, HPB, etc...

just throwing it out there but you can't get herpes from saliva... pay attention in sex ed.