By Anonymous - United States - Meredith
Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML
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  Bekeliyr  |  10

#45 People have to start somewhere. When I started I still fell a lot.

OP don't take it as a total loss. you still made her laugh and a story to tell...

  Link5794  |  18

Parkouring to show off is not parkour, as it undermines the underlying principles.

  peachesncreem  |  21

#44 - all of that stuff still counts! You don't want a girl that only falls for you because of your muscles or because you can play guitar.. A woman wants someone who can make them laugh and have conversations with :)

  drlove78843  |  6

girls are kinda like banks when it comes to accepting a man. when you apply for a credit card at a bank they check your three credit scores and girls check three scores when they asked by men 1. wealth 2. looks 3. intellect . if you've a low score on one of them then sorry, you application won't be accepted.

  PYLrulz  |  17

106 -

For 1, if a woman goes by money, she's just a money grubbing hoe. Once that wallet is empty, it's onto the next fat wallet.

For 2, unless you have something you can control, women who look for looks are sometimes shallow.

  rubberduckie94  |  13

So true, I have always put humor high on my list. Life is something that hits you on the head hard. If you and your partner can not find humor in any situation you are sunk.

  TheNewGuy03  |  28

I'll chime in and say that a woman who has a pretty solid sense of humor can steal my heart. If having a conversation with you is as interesting as watching cells divide, then I will likely want to get away from you as fast as possible.

|the kid|

  Theend2008  |  0

I thumbs up but i have to some what disagree from the fact that 1 in 1,000 girls that are pretty (LOL) don't prefer a douche bag of a boyfriend but most do.

  br0ccoli  |  14

9 - guys should just say "hi, I saw you walk in and I think you're beautiful. Do you want to go out for coffee or a bite to eat sometime?". Practice in the mirror if you have to. Simple, sincere, and to the point.

Single her out though. Don't do it in front of people. Don't want them to steal your moves or see your rejection if you're not her type.

  RaquelW  |  7

105, you should probably attempt a conversation with a girl before launching into asking her out and calling her beautiful. It creates a lot of pressure and doesn't give her a chance to be very interested.