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Yes, if you had succeeded, you would've been quite the stud indeed.
I find anybody that does parkour to impress others deserves their fate. Just a personal opinion....
If people tried to impress me, I would think they're automatic fools anyway.
You've got a pussy in your bowl.
PARKOUR PARKOUR!!
A STUD? More like a try hard wannabe.
Well OP you can all laugh at this later it could be a cute story you could both share between you.Or you can dwell on the fact that you have two snapped legs
On the bright side, you made her laugh! :)
That wasn't the smartest way to impress her. Try using a guitar?
Or workout and get some big muscles
...what happened to personality and charm? ...manners and intellect? ...Dammit, I was raised completely wrong if this is what works! :O
Yea guitars are cool too
I love my own reflection and the way my muscles look, but I wouldn't think EVERYone else does. Does that make me conceited or humble?
If musical ability does it... I may be in luck! Ok, maybe I still should lose 50 pounds...
girls are kinda like banks when it comes to accepting a man. when you apply for a credit card at a bank they check your three credit scores and girls check three scores when they asked by men 1. wealth 2. looks 3. intellect . if you've a low score on one of them then sorry, you application won't be accepted.
Next time, try vaulting over a guitar. She'll swoon.
Charm makes us interested Intellect, personality, and politeness make us stay.
Sorry OP You shouldve just given her flowers!
Okay, we'll at least it isn't dangerous!
So true, I have always put humor high on my list. Life is something that hits you on the head hard. If you and your partner can not find humor in any situation you are sunk.
I agree. There's nothing worse than a guy with no sense of humor. Humor is confidence. Confidence is sexy. Rawr.
I'll chime in and say that a woman who has a pretty solid sense of humor can steal my heart. If having a conversation with you is as interesting as watching cells divide, then I will likely want to get away from you as fast as possible. |the kid|
If humour is so great, then why does no one like my puns?
Like a hispanic justin bieber? :D
Lol nice Hispanic justin biber XD
Yea u should have had flowers in your hand while doin it!
Wrong one lolol
Don't go through all that trouble, apparently in this day and age all you have to do to get girls is act like a complete douchebag and be a jerk to everyone.
That's so not true. I wouldn't go near a guy who was like that!
What he means is the "bad boy" thing. I know, I don't get it either ...
Boy: Ya dropped your pocket. Girl: Oh, thank you! Now let's go take a ride in that Mustang your parents bought you ;)
At least she's laughing. She could be taking your dumbass to the hospital.
I wonder if attempts to impress women ever succeed
Obviously, they never work on fml!
9 - guys should just say "hi, I saw you walk in and I think you're beautiful. Do you want to go out for coffee or a bite to eat sometime?". Practice in the mirror if you have to. Simple, sincere, and to the point. Single her out though. Don't do it in front of people. Don't want them to steal your moves or see your rejection if you're not her type.
That's original.
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Yes, if you had succeeded, you would've been quite the stud indeed.
Making a woman laugh is the key to her kingdom.