Love: Today, I learned that I have the balls to base jump and skydive,... - FML

By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 14:12 - United States

Today, I learned that I have the balls to base jump and skydive, but I still can't ask out the hot girl working at the pub. FML

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Today, I took my girlfriend skydiving for her birthday. I insisted on joining her to make it a memory for us both, despite my fear of heights. I passed out twice mid-freefall and had to be saved by the instructor both times. FML

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By goodbye - 09/03/2009 00:45 - Canada

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

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By colts609380 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Corona

Today, I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying, "You need to lower your standards." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2012 23:51 - United States - Meredith

Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML

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By hoppgrasser - 12/11/2016 15:17 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML

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By straightasaneedle - 02/02/2011 17:11 - Germany

Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML

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By apparentlybutch - 05/09/2014 21:11 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

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By steven - 24/06/2009 15:33 - Canada

Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

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By Mark - 13/08/2009 22:30 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML

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Top comments

lol0wnee 5

Tuesday 30 August 2011 18:57

STEP UR GAME UP.

HannahLouise96 13

Tuesday 30 August 2011 18:58

Just go for it!

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donnasd 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:11

going sky diving doesn't mean you have balls

dc4 12

Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:16

Yeah it kinda does. It means you're not easily afraid

donnasd 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:43

Id do it but I don't know where to go

xk75 4

Tuesday 30 August 2011 20:11

Well the op IS quite easily afraid, so, no, the skydiving in this case is not evidence of bravery or balls. Just a distraction from lameness.

Ghostkiller12345 9

Wednesday 31 August 2011 6:23

37 and 56: Both of you shut the **** up.Op has balls and 37 Go on google and type Skydiving that might tell you where. Dumbasses

venomlash 9

Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:17

Ask her! Chicks dig guys who do daredevil things involving parachutes.

aKaClickZ 4

Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:30

naked

KasCiaYr 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 6:26

Yes, daredevil things like ASKING A GIRL OUT especialy!

littlesoul 3

Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:18

just do it dude. never try never know.

psuedodragon 23

Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:18

No, it welcomes you with wide open... spaces. Of course, it'd be a short-lived and rather one-dimensional relationship...

liber 9

Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:19

dude! your awesome!

Buttsexpirate 9

Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:20

Well then go skydiving with a giant "will you go out with me?" sign to conquer your fears!

rebekahah 7

Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:20

Hot girls CAN be pretty scary...

Matias_Says_FML 4

Tuesday 30 August 2011 21:11

#49 - Depends if the so-called hot girl thinks she's actually hot. There are many pessimistic and insecure girls out there who shouldn't be that way.

bexfml 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 11:00

You would know.

obviousboy 8

Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:22

Look at the bright side. The rejection won't be personal, it'll be cuz she already has a boyfriend. The worse she can say is no. And she'll be flattered either way. :P

xk75 4

Tuesday 30 August 2011 20:55

It might be personal, we don't know what the OP looks like.

cummbubble 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:29

just pull out your wang she will have to say yes then

cmars3 7

Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:29

Girls love confidence. Even if you're not that confident then fake that you are. You're overthinking it. If she says no then shrug it off and try talking to another girl.

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