Lonely boy hiding behind the front door By Anonymous - 17/03/2022 06:00 Today, I learned that my parents know that I have no friends when they told me to go and make some. FML I agree, your life sucks 689 You deserved it 120 Tweet Share
Today, I was beaten up for being Russian and therefore “supporting the war.” I do not support the war in the Ukraine. FML I agree, your life sucks 242 You deserved it 32
Today, I called the Suicide Hotline. They greeted me by name. FML I agree, your life sucks 222 You deserved it 38
Today, my girlfriend was flummoxed as to why someone named Renny would be texting her at 1 a.m. Funny, because she used to have “Renny” tattooed on her ass when we met. FML I agree, your life sucks 46 You deserved it 5
Today, I asked my girlfriend why my new package of condoms was open. When she failed to change the subject, she responded with, “This is why you’re a depressive crybaby who’ll die alone!” The fight ended with me proposing. FML I agree, your life sucks 90 You deserved it 510