Miscellaneous: Today, my mother sent a letter to my best friend trying to comfort...

By unlolable4321 - United States

Today, my mother sent a letter to my best friend trying to comfort her over the death of her mother. She signed the letter "LOL, Jen" thinking LOL stood for "lots of love." FML

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Coherence dude, do you have it?

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By ryansmithho - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML

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By imobesejk - United States

Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML

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By alhummel21 - United States

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend, and best friend, had baked a cake, and wouldnt tell anyone who it was for. When I asked he said I'd know soon. He met me after class to break up with me and offered me the cake to make me feel better. FML

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By hipprep83 - United States

Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my ski hat by my twin sister as part of a longstanding prank war between us. I'm deaf and have apparently been jingling like an elf for over a week. FML

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By AHHH_REPTAR - United States - Spearfish

Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML

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By brooklyn0118

Today, I got home to find my dog had found and eaten my wedding rings. I get married in 2 days. FML

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By Brendan - Canada

Today, while on lunch break, my fat, old co-worker walked into the break-room. I managed to block out his perverted heavy breathing, but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelled like cheesy, sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML

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By experience_to_get_experience - United Kingdom - Bicester

Today, I turned 25. I'm single, still living at home and doing an unpaid internship in an industry I have no interest in, because it was the only accepted application after 6 months of unemployment. The daily 45-minute drive means I'm losing money every week for being "employed" with a PhD. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, my parents' divorce was finalized, and my mother decided to publicly celebrate with a bikini wax. She calls it her "Declaration of Independence". FML

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By Ohhh the pain

Today, after a night of vomiting and diarrhoea, my family forced me to our beach house for the night. I packed my bag and my mum said she put my bag in the car. We get there where we realise she forgot to put my bag in the car. Not a big deal I thought. 5 minutes later I shit and vomited myself. FML

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By Anonymous - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Dallas

Fair enough

Today, my long-term boyfriend insisted on me going down on him. When I asked what he would do in return, he said, "I was thinking McDonald's." FML

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By Sed4life - 12/3/2021 05:01

Lockdown blues

Today, I realized just how small and boring my life has become when the highlight of my week was an "epic quest" to the edge of the lockdown limit, to visit the only store with my favorite toothpaste. They didn't even have any in stock. FML

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By holycow - United States

Today, I was awakened, in the middle of the night, by the sound of crying coming from outside. There's a mile in between houses where I live. FML

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By faul - 26/9/2020 05:02 - United States

Hey Jude, don't make it bad

Today, a lady told me I looked like Paul McCartney in his youth. With that little confidence boost, I told my girlfriend. I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that she didn't know who Paul McCartney is, or how she is now obsessively Googling pictures of him and is practically drooling. FML

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By JONNO

Today, I got fired from my position as a financial investor for giving a client the exact investment he asked for, even though the investment was out of my mandate, and I had gone to my direct manager to authorize the investment. My manager was promoted. FML

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By dpod121 - United States

Today, I got a call from my optometrist. I ignored the call, because I already knew I had my appointment tomorrow. When I listened to my messages later, I found out it was from his secretary, saying all of his appointments have been canceled due to him passing away last night. FML

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By OUCH. - United States

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

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By sarabalism - Canada

Today, I walked into Old Navy to buy myself a pair of jingle jammies. Save yourself the embarrassment: don't shake the jammies in the middle of the store to hear the jingling, because these jammies do not jingle. You'll just look like an idiot. FML

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By scared - 24/6/2020 23:02

Healthy relationship

Today, I yelled at my girlfriend for something trivial. Instead of yelling back, she was scarily calm and said, "Remember, I’ve got 50 lbs on you. Yell at me again and I’ll lay a pillow on your face and sit on it until you’re dead." I think she might mean it. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, I was reading comments on an FML, and saw some made from my girlfriend's account. Now I know she's one of those people who say "Dump him!" even when the situation clearly doesn't warrant dumping. Looks like I might be in for a sudden breakup in the future. FML

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By Hunter cat

Today, when I got back to my bedroom, I found my cat had left not one, not two, but four dead lizards for me. FML

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By Nicole - United States

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

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By dizzy - Malaysia

Today, I discovered that sea-sickness also applies when making love on my girlfriend's new water bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/3/2021 19:59 - United States - San Jose

The Teaching Life

Today, being incredibly ill after my second COVID shot, I called in sick for maybe the third time in 10 years (I teach). That didn’t stop parents from calling and messaging to scream at me because they weren’t happy. I had to drag myself out of bed and do work in between throwing up. I feel even worse now. FML

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By wtf - United States

Today, I was jamming out and playing some air guitar. I somehow managed to knee myself directly in my left eye socket. I now have a hideously swollen face and a black eye. When people ask me what happened, I'll be hesitant to tell the truth. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Newark

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I thought I had carbon monoxide poisoning because I had the symptoms and my detector was going off. I called the fire dept, they checked me, they checked my apartment. My apartment is fine; I'm just out of shape, have high blood pressure, and don't know how to work simple electronics. FML

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By DC - United States - Sioux City

Today, I narrowly avoided a head-on collision in the parking garage. The other driver cussed me out. It's a one-way route through the parking garage, and I was going the right way. FML

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By catbum - Canada - Regina

Today, I accidentally shoved my finger up my cat's butt while trying to push him off my nightstand in the dark. FML

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By jacques - Australia

Today, I ran into my ex's family, and found out they are going to Europe. Funnily enough, so am I. Even funnier is the fact that we are going on the same date, at the same time, on the same flights, and the tour starts on the same day in the same place. FML

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By Anonymous - Germany

Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML

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By grossed out mom - Canada - Scarborough

Today, when I visited my daughter's apartment that she moved into about 3 months ago, I found out that she buys new underwear every time she runs out instead of washing her dirty ones. Her dirty ones have their own special hamper. FML

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By wtfman101 - United States

Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML

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By sen - United States

Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me: "So...when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML

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By anonymous

Today, my pregnant sister has apparently always loved my boyfriend's name and wants to give it to her child. She expects me to break up with my boyfriend so "it doesn't get weird." FML

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By Anonymous - Canada

Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They moved without telling me. FML

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By fucking moron - United States - Mount Holly

Today, while fasting for a medical test, my blood sugar became so low that I had heart palpitations and passed out. My doctor's advice? Fast, so he can run more tests. FML

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By hlewrn - United States - Centreville

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML

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By jelatinwaffle | 2

#152275 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:16

lol thats pretty funny, but at least your mom had good intentions

By Shroomsteroo | 0

#152272 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:16

lol...

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By Shroomsteroo | 0

#152272 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:16

lol...

todo350 | 0

#966328 - Monday 22 March 2010 15:10

idk why but i find that hilarious. imagine saying good bye in person and instead of saying bye u said lol. roflcopter. roflcopter indeed.

mypod66 | 0

#990075 - Monday 10 May 2010 1:37

this was in. comic routine

PoopTrainDix | 0

#1052963 - Friday 2 July 2010 1:11

ROFLCOPTER!!!!

brightnite | 0

#1372454 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 19:48

this is why old people need to stop trying to
be "cool"

DalekScythe | 0

#4002096 - Monday 6 February 2012 23:31

actually OP, your mom is technically correct. LOL meant "Lots of love" before the meaning was changed on the internet.

StonerkidDGK420 | 0

#4121322 - Sunday 4 March 2012 21:19

How hard is it to say "lots of love" in a letter to someone who has had a death in the family. Come on.

PCJJacket | 16

#5975731 - Sunday 15 June 2014 0:57

Lol back in the early 2000's actually stood for lots of love. You can actually look it up.

By jelatinwaffle | 2

#152275 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:16

lol thats pretty funny, but at least your mom had good intentions

glutgyoogle | 6

#3212584 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 18:29

This isn't even an FML?

Stiggy626 | 25

#7582209 - Thursday 4 January 2018 9:07

that's actually what LOL meant back in the day. that's why lots of older people say that a lot.

By Epic_Fail_Sauce | 0

#152280 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:17

LOL (laugh out loud) >_> Epic fail is epic

ProfessionalTrol_fml | 14

#4379105 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 23:17

No shit.

By b00mc1ap | 0

#152284 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:18

O god that sucks. Your mom need some interwebz lessonz

Marvin_Kay | 10

#5401510 - Monday 11 March 2013 21:03

And you need grammar lessons

By designedlikedice | 0

#152292 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:20

How is your life fucked because of this? Shouldn't it be FMML? (fuck my mom's life)

EmreArslan | 11

#4307693 - Sunday 15 April 2012 13:59

More like fmfl ( fuck my friends life).

By Nakedsquirrel | 5

#152294 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:20

lol

By epic_phail | 0

#152297 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:20

lol acctually stands for a LOT of different things, not just laugh out loud. google it, honestly it can stand for lots of love. she should probably explain herself to your friend though.

blankaex | 0

#904290 - Monday 1 March 2010 15:38

yeah, lol used to stand for lots of love

By pkmlove | 0

#152303 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:22

# 5: i think its more of a FTOPFL (f*** the OP's friend's life) lol
but dnt worry my parents dnt even know there is an lol.

By HeyyyBrahhh | 0

#152306 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:22

Hmm. FHL

By prttyyngthng | 0

#152308 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:22

LMAO!!! Damn... that sucks... more like fuck your FRIEND'S life, but still funny as all hell... hahaha