Miscellaneous: Today, my mother sent a letter to my best friend trying to comfort...

By unlolable4321 - United States

Today, my mother sent a letter to my best friend trying to comfort her over the death of her mother. She signed the letter "LOL, Jen" thinking LOL stood for "lots of love." FML

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By Asirual - United States

Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML

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By sdeeter - United States

Today, I had a job interview at the local donut shop. It turns out I misunderstood the position, and that the job was actually to wear a donut costume and wave at cars outside the shop. I was told this after I got hired. FML

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By Miffy - United States - San Augustine

Today, my 14-year-old son asked his dog what she was chewing on. It wasn't until he picked it up said, "Is this what I think it is?" that I realized my son was gripping my vibrator. As I took it outside, mortified, he told his sister. FML

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By hipthrustdude - Malaysia

Today, I got really excited at work over a deal I was about to close. I got up and started performing a rather obscene hip thrust only to notice a client sitting in the glass meeting room. FML

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By poro123 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML

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By poorhamster - United States

Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML

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By Firstborn - Canada - Halifax

Today, I got into a major fight with my parents over my younger brother stealing from me. Their response was to get angry at me for my "tone" with them. My brother is 18 with an obvious drug problem, but my tone is the problem. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I took a two-hour bus ride to get to orientation, got stuck a block away because the pedestrian sidewalk was closed, waited half-an-hour for my ride in the rain, when someone called the cops on me for acting suspicious. I got to the interview soaking wet, and they told me they'd rescheduled. FML

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By 1000dollarspoor - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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By mypoolisstilldirty - Australia

Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet and my wife. FML

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By R - United Kingdom

Today, at work we were gathered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because his wife had dropped their newborn baby. I accidentally laughed at the image. FML

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By didntknowyoucouldbreakit - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was fiddling around with the thermostat at my new place. For a laugh, I twisted the knob all the way to 40° celsius, when it snapped off. I don't have a clue how to fix it. FML

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By Keith walk - United States

Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML

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By fml9124

Today, it's our 32nd wedding anniversary. Two weeks ago I caught a cold on an airplane. Since I got back, she hasn't kissed or let me touch her. I'm still coughing. She says maybe it's not a cold, maybe it's TB. She's left to stay in a hotel until I get better or die. FML

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By BobbyMalone - Canada

Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML

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By for shite's sake - United Kingdom - Mirfield

Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Sandston

Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML

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By reallydevonte - United States - Memphis

Today, I went to the eye doctor with my little brother. There were only three chairs and one was occupied by a woman. I sat at the far end, but as soon as I sat down, I heard my little brother yell out loud, "I DON'T WANT TO SIT NEXT TO THE FAT LADY!" FML

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By Anonymous - Lithuania - Vilnius

Today, I poured my heart out to my now ex-girlfriend over the recent passing away of my grandmother. Her eyes glazed over multiple times, and when I said that I don't know how to cope with everything, her advice was simply, "Shotgun. Mouth. Blam." FML

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By AlwaysTired - United States - San Carlos

Today, I was officially diagnosed with OCD. My mother's reaction? "That's not possible, she's a fucking slob." FML

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By anonymous - United States

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is getting engaged. He broke up with me five months ago because our relationship was too serious for him. FML

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By vicgal - Canada

Today, while having sex I realized two things. First, I can't remember the last time my boyfriend gave me an orgasm, and secondly I think the curtains slightly clash with the duvet cover. I was more annoyed with the second one. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I received a text message from my favorite sister saying "Great news! The technology in condoms has improved so much that they ensure that accidents like you won't ever happen again!" Today's my birthday. FML

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By - France

Today, I am spending new year absolutely alone. My girlfriend canceled our plans the day before so she could spend it with alcohol and strangers. Somehow, I still love her. FML

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By farf

Today, I received 46 emails from co-workers who were using reply-all to tell everyone else not to use reply-all. FML

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By Jules - 12/1/2021 23:07

Insurance is a scam: Tokyo drift

Today, if you have a job in my country, you automatically have health insurance. Without a job, you can get “voluntary insurance”. No, let me rephrase that: You are legally required to get “voluntary” insurance. Whether you can afford it or not. FML

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By Upset Mommy - United States

Today, my water broke. I called my mom, who had agreed to watch my other two kids while I went to the hospital. When I asked her to come over, she just said, "Sorry, now isn't a good time." FML

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By I’m stressed - 22/12/2020 08:02 - United States - San Jose

Badass

Today, someone tried to open the stall I was in, and I instinctively screamed. I was yelled at and called, "incredibly rude and disrespectful." The lady then waited for me to come out so she could, "kick my ass." FML

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By ladylol - United Kingdom - Towcester

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he'd rather play the new Assassin's Creed game or have a night of sex with me. He started crying from indecision. FML

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By gassygirlfriend - United States - Nampa

Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML

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By superclutz - United States

Today, I left something in my boss' office. The door was closed which usually means she isn't in there, so I asked her coworker/friend for the key. When I opened the door, she screamed at me to get out of there. Turns out, she has just stopped breast feeding her son and was pumping her breasts. FML

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By Fatty - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I was walking in the mall with my friends when one of them pointed at a store and commented, "Bae Goals." My fat ass thought she said "bagels" and I actually got excited at the thought of eating a bagel, even after I realized my mistake. FML

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By pitytitty - United States - San Francisco

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML

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By Anon - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

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By lalalalainie - United States - Fullerton

Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML

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By Jakeok - United States - Fraser

Today, I once again used my phone to get out of a conversation with someone, instead of actually talking to someone on it. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Buffalo

Today, my son asked me if slavery was ever abolished. He's 19. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I had a conference with my dad, my counselor, and my history and English teachers because my dad was "concerned" about my grades in those two classes. We talked for a while and it was going well, then my counselor asked what I wanted to study in college. I said I wanted to be a teacher. He laughed. FML

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By Ew-dles

Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML

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By A_W

Today, in desperate need of cash to get me by until payday, I decided to pawn one of my nicer possessions, a Coach purse. Today, I learned that counterfeiters are getting a lot better at their profession. Now I have no money AND a fake purse. FML

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By jelatinwaffle | 2

#152275 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:16

lol thats pretty funny, but at least your mom had good intentions

By Shroomsteroo | 0

#152272 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:16

lol...

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By Shroomsteroo | 0

#152272 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:16

lol...

todo350 | 0

#966328 - Monday 22 March 2010 15:10

idk why but i find that hilarious. imagine saying good bye in person and instead of saying bye u said lol. roflcopter. roflcopter indeed.

mypod66 | 0

#990075 - Monday 10 May 2010 1:37

this was in. comic routine

PoopTrainDix | 0

#1052963 - Friday 2 July 2010 1:11

ROFLCOPTER!!!!

brightnite | 0

#1372454 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 19:48

this is why old people need to stop trying to
be "cool"

DalekScythe | 0

#4002096 - Monday 6 February 2012 23:31

actually OP, your mom is technically correct. LOL meant "Lots of love" before the meaning was changed on the internet.

StonerkidDGK420 | 0

#4121322 - Sunday 4 March 2012 21:19

How hard is it to say "lots of love" in a letter to someone who has had a death in the family. Come on.

PCJJacket | 16

#5975731 - Sunday 15 June 2014 0:57

Lol back in the early 2000's actually stood for lots of love. You can actually look it up.

By jelatinwaffle | 2

#152275 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:16

lol thats pretty funny, but at least your mom had good intentions

glutgyoogle | 6

#3212584 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 18:29

This isn't even an FML?

Stiggy626 | 25

#7582209 - Thursday 4 January 2018 9:07

that's actually what LOL meant back in the day. that's why lots of older people say that a lot.

By Epic_Fail_Sauce | 0

#152280 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:17

LOL (laugh out loud) >_> Epic fail is epic

ProfessionalTrol_fml | 14

#4379105 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 23:17

No shit.

By b00mc1ap | 0

#152284 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:18

O god that sucks. Your mom need some interwebz lessonz

Marvin_Kay | 10

#5401510 - Monday 11 March 2013 21:03

And you need grammar lessons

By designedlikedice | 0

#152292 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:20

How is your life fucked because of this? Shouldn't it be FMML? (fuck my mom's life)

EmreArslan | 11

#4307693 - Sunday 15 April 2012 13:59

More like fmfl ( fuck my friends life).

By Nakedsquirrel | 5

#152294 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:20

lol

By epic_phail | 0

#152297 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:20

lol acctually stands for a LOT of different things, not just laugh out loud. google it, honestly it can stand for lots of love. she should probably explain herself to your friend though.

blankaex | 0

#904290 - Monday 1 March 2010 15:38

yeah, lol used to stand for lots of love

By pkmlove | 0

#152303 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:22

# 5: i think its more of a FTOPFL (f*** the OP's friend's life) lol
but dnt worry my parents dnt even know there is an lol.

By HeyyyBrahhh | 0

#152306 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:22

Hmm. FHL

By prttyyngthng | 0

#152308 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:22

LMAO!!! Damn... that sucks... more like fuck your FRIEND'S life, but still funny as all hell... hahaha