Today, my mother sent a letter to my best friend trying to comfort...

By unlolable4321 - 28/4/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, my mother sent a letter to my best friend trying to comfort her over the death of her mother. She signed the letter "LOL, Jen" thinking LOL stood for "lots of love." FML

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In my day…

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By Anonymous - 29/3/2020 03:00

Too much of a good thing

Today, I finally found a job as a secretary for a small film studio. The sets are in a soundproofed part of the building, but not for the typical reasons. Right through the wall is a pornography studio. It's all I'll hear from 8 to 5 every day. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/5/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

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By nick - 28/1/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, I was on my grandparents' computer looking for my old high school resume. I came across a word document titled "Experiences". Thinking it was part of my resume, I opened it up and started reading. It was a brief, yet explicit record of my grandfather's recent sexual frustrations. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/1/2016 05:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up to fresh coffee, pancakes, and the sight of my dad digging a grave in the backyard for my dog. FML

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By RatherOCDthanNasty - 15/2/2017 04:00 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my mum told me I should see a therapist when she saw me wipe down a remote before using it. My dad has a knack for blowing his nose into his hand and wiping it on his pants, and my mum is the kind to pick up food residue from the drain and eat it - but sure, I'M the one with bad habits. FML

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By ekaay - 16/1/2018 15:00

Today, whilst cleaning the living room, I heard snickering coming from my bedroom. My two nephews had found my "play cupboard" and were blowing up condoms like balloons. FML

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By luciaspiano - 5/2/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML

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By DuckMan - 7/10/2017 13:00

Truthbomb

Today, I made my niece cry when I told her that snakes are just tails with faces. She won't stop. FML

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By someonepleasehelpme - 18/7/2014 16:49 - United States - Centreville

Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 6/6/2019 20:01

Today, I found out that the airhead sitting next to me at work who can't get anything done on her own, makes more money than I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 4/1/2014 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last took place. My mum has gone nuts and keeps playing Christmas music, making these dinners, and refusing to let me take down the Christmas decorations. My dad is too whipped to save us from this hell. FML

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By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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By Gas-pingForAir - 19/9/2016 08:59 - United States - Columbia

Today, my girlfriend managed to trap a fart in her nightgown and carry it all the way from the bathroom, into our bedroom, and finally into our bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/6/2020 05:05

Quite the catch

Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me with more guys than I can count on one hand. I'm not sure what's worse, realizing this only after she's moved in, realizing two of the guys were my close friends, or realizing I'd given up my dream career for this. FML

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By whatjusthappened - 21/7/2014 15:58 - United States - Norman

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend, because he's too manipulative. By the time our chat ended, instead of being single, I'm somehow now committed to going on vacation with him and his family. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 13:32 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/8/2019 14:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad walked in to talk. He said I'm not the son he'd hoped for, and that he'd been let down as a father. He said I should change the way I am so that he could love me more. It was the longest conversation I've had with my dad in years. FML

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By MJB - 2/4/2017 22:00

Today, as a 17-year-old, after having gone to the doctor to about some unusual hair loss, it turns out I simply have crappy genetics, and should expect to be fully bald within a year. FML

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By nobody - 28/2/2016 01:36 - United States - Petaluma

Today, my best friend said we couldn't be friends anymore because I'm too depressed or too happy all the time. After explaining for half an hour what bipolar depression was and how I have it he just said, "Bullshit!" FML

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By Fat_abott - 5/1/2012 20:40 - France

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

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By brittholzworth - 27/6/2019 20:00

Today, I found some cookies on my bed and got so excited that I kneed myself in my face. FML

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By IrisKitty - 18/8/2015 07:07 - United States - Englewood

Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML

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By Merserve - 9/7/2020 02:00

Shackled

Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML

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By ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward - 6/12/2011 15:36 - United States

Today, I discovered that the word 'randy' means 'horny' in England. I'm going to England next semester to study abroad. My name is Randy. FML

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By zzzgrady - 27/10/2010 02:46 - United States

Today, after having the worst night of my life, my boss chewing me out and acid reflux all morning, I went to the snack machine at work to get the only thing that makes me happy, Reese's PB cups. I had just enough money to buy the very last one in the machine, and it got stuck. FML

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By idontevenlikehamsters - 8/4/2013 00:00 - United States - Manassas

Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2019 05:00

But he's only 5

Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML

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By ouch - 9/8/2009 01:56 - Brazil

Today, while entering the building I live in, I walked into my neighbor who winked at me and said last night must have been great. After I asked why, he said he could hear my girlfriend moaning and screaming, and that I must be pretty good at it. I was just coming back from a week overseas. FML

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By go choke on a gonad - 8/8/2013 13:13 - United States - Dayton

Today, my fiancé asked for money to bail his brother out of jail, the same brother who happily spent a whole day recently trying to convince my fiancé that I've been cheating on him with my own cousin. So I said no. He shook his head in disgust and said that I'm "unbelievably spiteful". FML

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By Forgotten Birthday Girl - 11/7/2018 20:30

Today, it's my birthday. I am a triplet. In my first class, everyone sang happy birthday to my sister. Her friends got her balloons too. My other sister's friends got her flowers. Everyone forgot I was their sister and all of my own friends forgot that it was my birthday. FML

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By Rush Snake - 5/1/2009 03:57 - France

Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

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By sneezeattack - 14/5/2012 05:27 - United States - Aurora

Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/6/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/9/2018 12:00

Today, a guy asked for hot fries at the drive thru. After receiving the fries, he threw them at the drive thru window, complained that they were too hot, and asked for the manager for burning his mouth. I am the manager. FML

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By fartypants - 18/6/2015 22:53 - United States - Winter Park

Today, as I finished my piano recital and took a bow, I farted into the microphone. FML

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By haters - 9/5/2019 12:00

Today, while in a meeting for work, my boss expressed how much he likes everyone at our site. But before continuing, he looked at me and said, “Everyone but you, that is.” FML

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By stolenbike - 14/6/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure” gated parking garage. I strategically park it tightly between my car and a concrete wall to limit theft opportunity. They scratched my car trying to get it out. FML

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By mrmidi - 21/5/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I learned two important facts: #1 A grown man can, in fact, get beaten up by a teenage girl, and #2 If someone is convinced you are someone else, there is no telling them otherwise. FML

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By hoolagirl4422 - 20/9/2013 11:23 - Hong Kong - Kennedy Town

Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML

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By Ican'tgotoschoolapparently - 7/10/2016 07:18 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I found out after $200 worth of checks and tests, three rugs being ruined from her peeing and pooping on them, that my cat isn't sick. She just has really bad separation anxiety. FML

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By jelatinwaffle | 2

#152275 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:16

lol thats pretty funny, but at least your mom had good intentions

By Shroomsteroo | 0

#152272 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:16

lol...

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By Shroomsteroo | 0

#152272 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:16

lol...

todo350 | 0

#966328 - Monday 22 March 2010 15:10

idk why but i find that hilarious. imagine saying good bye in person and instead of saying bye u said lol. roflcopter. roflcopter indeed.

mypod66 | 0

#990075 - Monday 10 May 2010 1:37

this was in. comic routine

PoopTrainDix | 0

#1052963 - Friday 2 July 2010 1:11

ROFLCOPTER!!!!

brightnite | 0

#1372454 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 19:48

this is why old people need to stop trying to
be "cool"

DalekScythe | 0

#4002096 - Monday 6 February 2012 23:31

actually OP, your mom is technically correct. LOL meant "Lots of love" before the meaning was changed on the internet.

StonerkidDGK420 | 0

#4121322 - Sunday 4 March 2012 21:19

How hard is it to say "lots of love" in a letter to someone who has had a death in the family. Come on.

PCJJacket | 16

#5975731 - Sunday 15 June 2014 0:57

Lol back in the early 2000's actually stood for lots of love. You can actually look it up.

By jelatinwaffle | 2

#152275 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:16

lol thats pretty funny, but at least your mom had good intentions

glutgyoogle | 6

#3212584 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 18:29

This isn't even an FML?

Stiggy626 | 25

#7582209 - Thursday 4 January 2018 9:07

that's actually what LOL meant back in the day. that's why lots of older people say that a lot.

By Epic_Fail_Sauce | 0

#152280 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:17

LOL (laugh out loud) >_> Epic fail is epic

ProfessionalTrol_fml | 14

#4379105 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 23:17

No shit.

By b00mc1ap | 0

#152284 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:18

O god that sucks. Your mom need some interwebz lessonz

Marvin_Kay | 10

#5401510 - Monday 11 March 2013 21:03

And you need grammar lessons

By designedlikedice | 0

#152292 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:20

How is your life fucked because of this? Shouldn't it be FMML? (fuck my mom's life)

EmreArslan | 11

#4307693 - Sunday 15 April 2012 13:59

More like fmfl ( fuck my friends life).

By Nakedsquirrel | 5

#152294 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:20

lol

By epic_phail | 0

#152297 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:20

lol acctually stands for a LOT of different things, not just laugh out loud. google it, honestly it can stand for lots of love. she should probably explain herself to your friend though.

blankaex | 0

#904290 - Monday 1 March 2010 15:38

yeah, lol used to stand for lots of love

By pkmlove | 0

#152303 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:22

# 5: i think its more of a FTOPFL (f*** the OP's friend's life) lol
but dnt worry my parents dnt even know there is an lol.

By HeyyyBrahhh | 0

#152306 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:22

Hmm. FHL

By prttyyngthng | 0

#152308 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:22

LMAO!!! Damn... that sucks... more like fuck your FRIEND'S life, but still funny as all hell... hahaha