Health: Today, while getting a breast exam for some suspicious lumps,...

By applegreen - 16/02/2017 15:00 - Ireland - Limerick

Today, while getting a breast exam for some suspicious lumps, I was lying on the table with my boobs exposed and I learned my doctor is afraid of wasps. I had to chase the wasp out whilst topless. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, I got a breast exam. I'd never had one before, but assumed it would be quick and easy. I had no idea how ticklish my boobs are. I burst out in uncontrollable laughter and kept instinctively jerking away. FML

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Ethics in medecine

By Savannah - 07/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Spring Hill

Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2013 16:51 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML

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By WTFFAIL - 03/12/2012 05:06 - Canada - Montreal

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

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By chestycough - 16/09/2013 04:35 - Australia - Belrose

Today, my doctor asked me to undo my bra so he could check my breathing without the straps restricting my lungs, I got home and told my friends how awkward it was. Not one of them has had this happen to them before. We all go to the same doctor. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 09:04 - Australia

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML

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Bee Movie 2: Electric Boogaloo

By Anonymous - 11/06/2021 13:01 - United States - Steele

Today, my "friends" who know very well that I am terrified of bees forced me to face my fears, despite my protesting. As my "friends" watched and laughed while I tried to keep calm, a wasp showed up and scared me half to death, thereby angering the other bees. My face looked like a giant raspberry after the fact. FML

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Gender bending

By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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Creepy nevertheless

By humdrummitydrum - 19/08/2014 20:46 - United States

Today, my new doctor gave me a breast exam and said everything was healthy, before adding "Well, I think so, anyway. I don't actually work here." As I freaked out, he laughed out loud, said he was just kidding, and that he should prescribe me a chill pill. FML

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cakefete2 30

Thursday 16 February 2017 16:28

Are you sure it was a wasp and not a boob-bee?

604 11

Thursday 16 February 2017 16:39

Pics or it didn't happen.

Comments

ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 15 February 2017 4:56

Fear of wasps, suuuure.

yes31601 16

Thursday 16 February 2017 16:01

You couldn't have just killed it? Or put your shirt back on first?

minissaussette 25

Thursday 16 February 2017 18:42

Maybe her shirt was in the changing room, or at least in a different room

Ireadfmlonthejohn 2

Thursday 16 February 2017 16:21

I, for one, heard Yakity Sax while picturing this.

cakefete2 30

Thursday 16 February 2017 16:28

Are you sure it was a wasp and not a boob-bee?

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 16 February 2017 16:34

Hopefully, your medical fee was defrayed by the value of your pest control and erotic entertainment services.

604 11

Thursday 16 February 2017 16:39

Pics or it didn't happen.

nonsensical 26

Thursday 16 February 2017 18:42

Why was there a wasp in the room???

scyth3s 13

Thursday 16 February 2017 21:19

WHY DON'T YOU ASK IT WHY IT DIDN'T READ THE "HUMANS ONLY" SIGN?

ANONYMOUS159357 7

Thursday 16 February 2017 23:49

there mustve been a window open

gatorclay97 28

Thursday 16 February 2017 19:14

Did the wasp cause the bumps? ? I'm sorry

Saluton 18

Thursday 16 February 2017 20:39

was the doctor male?

jenzan 8

Thursday 16 February 2017 22:36

"Scared" of wasps. Brilliant!

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