By applegreen - 16/02/2017 15:00 - Ireland - Limerick

Today, while getting a breast exam for some suspicious lumps, I was lying on the table with my boobs exposed and I learned my doctor is afraid of wasps. I had to chase the wasp out whilst topless. FML
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Same thing different taste

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You couldn't have just killed it? Or put your shirt back on first?

Maybe her shirt was in the changing room, or at least in a different room

Ireadfmlonthejohn 2

I, for one, heard Yakity Sax while picturing this.

Are you sure it was a wasp and not a boob-bee?

Hopefully, your medical fee was defrayed by the value of your pest control and erotic entertainment services.

nonsensical 26

Why was there a wasp in the room???

WHY DON'T YOU ASK IT WHY IT DIDN'T READ THE "HUMANS ONLY" SIGN?

Did the wasp cause the bumps? ? I'm sorry