Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when our 5 year-old son said to my husband, "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML
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Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML
Today, I was watching TV with my husband and my 5-year-old son. Everything was going fine until my son asked his father, “Why can’t mom know that you have another sweetheart?” FML
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
Today, my son was having a hard time mentally, and asked my wife if she loved him as much as she loved her biological children. She straight up told him not to be stupid, because of course she doesn’t love a step-kid as much as she loves her "real kids." FML
Today, I looked deep into my wife's eyes and told her how much I loved her and how much she meant to me. Her reply was, "Clean your glasses." FML
Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML
Today, I was lying beside my 5-year-old son to help him get to sleep. He turned his head and asked, "Daddy, why do you suck so much?" FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML
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SituationMan 0
This is a sign that your child does not fear you enough. Corporal punishment works.
luv2sing247 0
If my son ever said that to me, I would make him address me as "ma'am" instead of "mom" from then on to show more respect. I'm sure you are a lovely lady. :)
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FoundManyLemons 0
And husband replies: "I wouldn't say that. You take after her for than me."
spektorish 0
Kids don't know usually what they're saying. But sometimes they do. If this is the first offense, severly scold him on how utterly rude that is to say to his mother. If it's a repeat offense, bust his ass raw. Seriously.
xxsmilingclover 0
that sukx
PerfectProdigy 0
OMG Ahahaha I'm So Sorry But That Is So Funny.... Yes Its Terrible But It IS Funny... Take The 5yr Old Son Somewhere And Spend Some Quality Time Maybe There Is Just A Gap Between You 2 And He Wants Your Attention
miscellaneousact 0
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R3TROxLOV3 32
Oh my god that's horrible!
trapiadora 0
I still would of hit him so next time he will no better. And hitting dode work it just stops at a certain point everyone knows that. Its funny and said at the same time but kids do say dumn stuff like that. But it kinda shows that he does not have boundaries when it comes to saying smart ass things.
theodivine 0
Wow. I would have given my kid a nice back hand. What kind of life is he going to have if he goes around treating people like that? I do not agree with people treating their parents like that. My brother treats my mom like shit, and I would kick his ass for it if he wasn't bigger than me. You have to start them off early.
darkknightress 0
If the child deserves it, it's not technically child abuse.... ...I'm just saying--Do what you have to do.....
darkknightress 0
If the child deserves it, it's not technically child abuse.... ...I'm just saying--Do what you have to do.....