Love, Cute and Kids: Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when...

By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when our 5 year-old son said to my husband, "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML

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By -_- - 12/01/2014 08:03 - United States

Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML

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By Wanaaa - 25/11/2016 07:08 - France - Toulouse

Today, I was watching TV with my husband and my 5-year-old son. Everything was going fine until my son asked his father, “Why can’t mom know that you have another sweetheart?” FML

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By mimo - 14/11/2008 04:16 - France

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2021 14:01

Today, my son was having a hard time mentally, and asked my wife if she loved him as much as she loved her biological children. She straight up told him not to be stupid, because of course she doesn’t love a step-kid as much as she loves her "real kids." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 17:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I looked deep into my wife's eyes and told her how much I loved her and how much she meant to me. Her reply was, "Clean your glasses." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML

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By I don't know, son - 16/11/2013 01:53 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was lying beside my 5-year-old son to help him get to sleep. He turned his head and asked, "Daddy, why do you suck so much?" FML

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Nice of her

By Bill - 06/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 20:32 - United States

Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2012 20:33 - United States - Walpole

Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML

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SituationMan 0

Friday 22 May 2009 10:10

This is a sign that your child does not fear you enough. Corporal punishment works.

luv2sing247 0

Friday 22 May 2009 10:13

If my son ever said that to me, I would make him address me as "ma'am" instead of "mom" from then on to show more respect. I'm sure you are a lovely lady. :)

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FoundManyLemons 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:54

And husband replies: "I wouldn't say that. You take after her for than me."

spektorish 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 21:09

Kids don't know usually what they're saying. But sometimes they do. If this is the first offense, severly scold him on how utterly rude that is to say to his mother. If it's a repeat offense, bust his ass raw. Seriously.

xxsmilingclover 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 7:35

that sukx

PerfectProdigy 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 15:38

OMG Ahahaha I'm So Sorry But That Is So Funny.... Yes Its Terrible But It IS Funny... Take The 5yr Old Son Somewhere And Spend Some Quality Time Maybe There Is Just A Gap Between You 2 And He Wants Your Attention

miscellaneousact 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:21

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R3TROxLOV3 32

Monday 25 May 2009 2:09

Oh my god that's horrible!

trapiadora 0

Monday 25 May 2009 10:14

I still would of hit him so next time he will no better. And hitting dode work it just stops at a certain point everyone knows that. Its funny and said at the same time but kids do say dumn stuff like that. But it kinda shows that he does not have boundaries when it comes to saying smart ass things.

theodivine 0

Monday 25 May 2009 18:17

Wow. I would have given my kid a nice back hand. What kind of life is he going to have if he goes around treating people like that? I do not agree with people treating their parents like that. My brother treats my mom like shit, and I would kick his ass for it if he wasn't bigger than me. You have to start them off early.