Just Hanging On By FML Approved - 20/10/2017 20:30 It'll get better. Eventually. I agree, your life sucks 401 You deserved it 107 Share Tweet Share
Today, my 20 year-old daughter started ranting to me about her latest boyfriend's erectile problems. Trying to be a good dad, I told her all I knew about how to get the boy fixed. My wife decided to stick her head in and say, "Listen to your dad, hun. He knows all about this kind of thing." FML I agree, your life sucks 37 901 You deserved it 5 799
Today, if it wasn't already embarrassing enough to tell my boyfriend I was on my period, I had to explain what a period is in the first place, how it works, and why it means nothing can happen during that time of the month. He's twenty. FML I agree, your life sucks 49 435 You deserved it 6 775
Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML I agree, your life sucks 20 007 You deserved it 2 970
Today, my only pair of shoes that I brought got stolen at the airport while I was being checked by security. I'm now stuck 1000 miles from home with no shoes. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 163 You deserved it 2 484
Today, I got a tattoo. My mom got upset and threw a bitch fit about how my body "is a temple and it belongs to God.” I told her, “My body, my choice.” She responded with, “Oh really? Well, my house, my choice who lives here. Pack your shit and get the fuck out.” I’m currently in my car with nowhere to go. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 756 You deserved it 1 321
Today, my coworker doesn't want to go to lunch with me anymore, after I lost a load of weight in lockdown and she's still "overweight." Apparently, I've "changed, and not the same person." FML I agree, your life sucks 764 You deserved it 68
Today, due to medication I am taking that causes constipation, I have become all too accustomed to using a disposable rubber glove to dig crap out of my own butthole. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 161 You deserved it 2 423
If that was my kid, I'd tell him to get up and walk.