So long, grandpa

By fcnk - 18/06/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I took home my grandpa's ashes. I then went out with my grandma, leaving my 5-year-old at home with my 12-year-old. When I got home, my beaming 5-year-old opened the door, covered in white powder. My grandmother asked where all the powder had come from. She pointed to the empty ashbox. FML
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riii 0

Common sense should have been used here: Keep out of reach of children.

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kellster 2

That is so awful. Why the hell did you leave something that important where your five-year-old could get at it?? Why was she not informed that this was an absolutely hands-off item? Why was she beaming? There is so much wrong with this. Your poor, poor grandmother. :(

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ravinderkaler 0

shouldn't the OP raise his kids right in the first place?

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hi5534 3

who in the hell play's with another person's ashes? your'e a creepy necropheliac.

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Ventriloquisitor 0

#179, your grammar is atrocious, and your understanding of what "necrophilia" entails is sorely lacking.

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TapeMan_3000 0

ewwww that's really nasty and creepy at the same time

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PhishloverA 14

You're 26 and you don't know what a necropohiliac is?

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riii 0

Common sense should have been used here: Keep out of reach of children.

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UnderTheMoon 0

How about getting an actual babysitter? OP, YDI.

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anonymous100000 17

I agree. OP, you had major parenting fail. who leaves a 12 year old with a 5 year old? please don't reproduce anymore. YDI big time.

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bmach 0

You forget that 5-year-olds can be pretty damn determined if they want to get at something. I know I sure as hell was at that age. And who locks up the remains of one of their dead relatives? I doubt the OP expected her daughter to cover herself in the ashes of her dead grandfather.

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vandy_fml 0

that is absolutely terrible.

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kellster 2

That is so awful. Why the hell did you leave something that important where your five-year-old could get at it?? Why was she not informed that this was an absolutely hands-off item? Why was she beaming? There is so much wrong with this. Your poor, poor grandmother. :(

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nicolexsmile 0

hahahahahaha i felt so bad for laughing at your comment but i couldnt help it D:

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inarticulate 0

Not gonna lie, I laughed as well.

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BlackxSwan 0

i'm honestly very sorry for your loss, but you shouldn't have left your kids home alone with something that important within the reach of a five year old. sorry, hope you feel better

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