Love, Vacation, Awkward and Language: What did I do?

What did I do?

By Gringo - 29/03/2022 22:00

Today, a gorgeous woman on a train told her friend she thought I was hot in Spanish, assuming I was a dumb gringo tourist. In fact, I speak flawless Spanish, my wife is Colombian and she was standing right next to me. My wife can’t rationalize my street value and made me sleep on the fold out. FML

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QueenSaru 28

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Tuesday 29 March 2022 23:44

Lol what. Your wife is uh... special. The woman talked ABOUT you, not to you (not that even that would make this an understandable reaction), you didn't flirt with anyone, and you're the one in trouble??

Abbusser 12

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Tuesday 29 March 2022 22:26

Yes, because another woman being interested in you is your own fault...

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Abbusser 12

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Tuesday 29 March 2022 22:26

Yes, because another woman being interested in you is your own fault...

QueenSaru 28

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Tuesday 29 March 2022 23:44

RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 29 March 2022 23:52

Eye, Poppy! (which I'm pretty sure is Spanish for Popeye.) Maybe you ought to hop back on the train and use your hotness to find a nice bed.

Marcella1016 31

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Wednesday 30 March 2022 6:09

*¡Ai, papí!

RichardPencil 30

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Wednesday 30 March 2022 14:49

¡Hola, Popeye! ¿Donde esta Aceyte de Oliva?

Wadlaen 21

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Wednesday 30 March 2022 0:09

Hmm...🤔 As your wife, I'd take that as a compliment, that I had managed to get myself a man that's attractive in other women's eyes, and enjoy sleeping in the same bed as you!