By bummed - United States - Cresson
  Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer for sex, they told me to leave. FML
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  xplainphrox  |  8

If u say yes n get pregnant u might get child support from them rofl

And you'd have THE BEST groupie gift ever... Until it started talking anyways....... Rofl

Btw - I'm kidding!!!

  gantzlord  |  5

Was it these guys? -> ?I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend. Cut ties with all the lies that you've been living in...? (I forget who sings it)

  sm0kinBCBudz  |  0

Nickel back is my Hero just saying. But chad is a druggy and an asshole. I've met him personally he's my dads best friends cousin. They live in vancouver where most my family is. Don't bother meeting him my as well go meet a brick wall. It's nicer

  stevenJB  |  25

I've have met the lead singer for
And some of my friends have known him to be an asshole when we met him.

  Drigr  |  9

He appreciated her alright, he appreciated her so much he wanted to screw her brains out. Unfortunately, bands seem to get this mentality that they can sleep with any of their fans, probably cause they have that crowd of girls that follows them around like little stalkers going "OMFG WE LOVE YOU!!!!! FUCK ME PLEASE!!!!!!" As much as I don't think rejecting the singer is a good reason to get kicked out, I hope you told him to go fuck himself and walked out anyways for being a pompous dickhead

  Marcella1016  |  31

I'm wondering how common this is. Not the sleeping with every vagina you meet, but the blatant disrespect aspect of it.

Anyone watch Jersey Shore? The boys - mainly the Situation and Pauly D - have walked women out of their house on *multiple* occasions when it became clear they weren't giving up the goods.

Fame (or douchebag-dom) seems to give guys this weird god-like mentality that everything needs to sleep with them. And guys like this are rude as hell if you don't automatically hop on their cocks.


  downtime  |  12

...And this surprises you 244? I suppose they could just pretend to be interested in what the person is saying for an extra 10 minutes, but what difference does it make? They know what they want, and if they can't get it they move on.
I have no respect for anyone from Jersey Shore, but I really see nothing wrong with going after what you want. It's their home, not a petting zoo. If they were escorting people from a public event for that reason you'd have a case, not in their private lives though where what they do is none of your business.

By  p3mguin  |  7

If your going be a groupie, your going to have to make sacrifices!

  Doxy  |  22

Before joining the FML community and have the ability to comment, FML should ask people: do you know the difference between their/they're/there and your/you're and have a grammar test. It's really for their protection. Because come on you know this site, you know what happens when you dare to misspell a word.

  tygerarmy  |  35

Yeah, but but the OP doesn't have to bang the singer. They could save a drum and bang a drummer, the OP could hook up with the bassist because they finger better. But the OP should stay away from the guitarist because I heard he broke a G string fingering A minor.

  Doxy  |  22

I wasn't aware of that grammar point, so thanks you two for correcting me :). You learn something new everyday with FML it would seem.

By  kkjkidonthate  |  4

Well you should of done it. They helped you, you help him.

By  FallenWolf  |  2

FOURTH!! But that sucks.:( FYL indeed.

  cjwalsh86  |  0

You're freaking retarded if you think being fourth to comment is even worth mentioning. This bugged me so bad I had to log in to tell you you suck. So, you suck.

By  zayn_malik  |  4

Should have gave him sex!!!! Lmfao

  gothiccandy  |  9

I wasn't aware sex was something you could give. I figured it was more, you know, something you had (like having a cup of coffee or having a bath)

Next time I'm not in the mood I'll just give my fiancé the gift of sex, rather then not doing it!