Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML
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Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I introduced my dad to my boyfriend. I gave my dad the middle finger and he thumped me on the head, as we've been playfully doing for years. My boyfriend got all mad and tried to fight my dad. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML
Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend of two weeks to my parents. My dad asked me to leave the room so they could have some "guy talk". I eavesdropped, only to hear the words "sex-crazed fuck" and a threat to stick bamboo shoots under my boyfriend's fingernails if he ever hurt me. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML
Today, I met my new boyfriend’s family for the first time. Unfortunately for me, his dad walked in to ask what we wanted for dinner while we were having sex. Even worse was that my boyfriend kept going while his dad was there, and his dad later said he was glad I was “the woman”. FML
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golfer_boi 10
Your boyfriend is a legend.
NeDaroft 5
So when's the funeral?
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Comments (96)
StormyZero 11
The boyfriend had balls
Slavgaard 16
I was waiting for " and he is due out of the hosptal on Monday..."
theunlovedemo 10
I actually face palmed at this... Unlucky OP :(
ShellShocker 5
Atleast he's telling the truth
Satoaoi 13
hilarious
wynnona 17
Well that wasn't awkward at all...
Taurus_ChicKa 36
Based on your username, it sounds like you're too young and immature to be having a sexual relationship. And didn't you warn your boyfriend ahead of time that your father is overprotective? YDI
TurquoiseJesus 15
I don't necessarily think it means that she is too young. Some parents are just crazy. For example, when my female friend was 17, me, another female friend, and one other guy went to her house. My guy friend and I were the first non family males to ever be in the house. And this isn't even the worst case of overprotection I've seen.
fmlforreal92 8
wow, if I were that daughters father that kid would be dead.
skyeyez9 24
If you are underage and still live with your parents, your BF should be lucky he walked away unharmed by your overprotective dad.
TheDrifter 23
When most teen relationships last around a month, is there really a difference?