Wrong place, right time

By Anonymous - 14/09/2019 12:00 - Australia - Cairns

Today, a co-worker came back from his honeymoon. He passed by my office to say hi, and mentioned, "I heard you're getting married next year?" I broke up with my boyfriend yesterday. He's taking his things out of the house as I write this. FML

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Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2022 18:01

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. My boss called me into her office and congratulated me, and spent almost half an hour asking me what our wedding plans were, where we might honeymoon, if we wanted kids, etc. She then followed this by suddenly remembering she had called me into the office to sack me. FML

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By Toloveornottolove - 12/06/2016 16:08 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my boyfriend that I wanted to go separate ways. Before I could say anything, he proposed. FML

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By Anon - 03/10/2009 11:43 - Australia

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML

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Smooth sailing

By Anonymous - 24/10/2020 21:02 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML

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Seeya55 31

Saturday 14 September 2019 12:16

Sorry OP. :( What he asked is completely and absolutely normal though, especially since the subject was very relevant to his honeymoon.

acmariner99 25

Saturday 14 September 2019 12:40

Bad timing. it's not like he knew.

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Seeya55 31

Saturday 14 September 2019 12:16

Sorry OP. :( What he asked is completely and absolutely normal though, especially since the subject was very relevant to his honeymoon.

acmariner99 25

Saturday 14 September 2019 12:40

Bad timing. it's not like he knew.

Tiffani Carter 6

Saturday 14 September 2019 23:04

I mean if he’s been gone you can’t expect him to know something that happened yesterday 🤷🏻‍♀️

DirtySalamander 9

Wednesday 15 July 2020 22:04

she is not blaming that person for asking. you cant control what you feel. wouldnt you feel sad for a break up and someone asking if you're getting married?