something always goes wrong when the elderly are involved!

No good deed goes unpunished with those elderly

Probably just an accident.

The elderly are getting out of control these days. Seriously if an elderly person asks you for help, you say no.

*Insert crazy elderly conspiracy theory here*

How bizarre

"Is that a Chevy 69?"
How bizarre, how bizarre"

"Every time I look around, it's in my face" :P

Okay seriously STOP trusting the elderly!! Lmfao I see they have striked again..

*struck

Lol wasn't long for the grammar cat to start correcting.

OP Might not have had a choice. Part of my job is to push carts back indoors and help people with their purchases. It is a valid concern as people tend to not pay attention while they're in parking lots

Ouch! I hope you're okay. It sounds like an accident. Plus, at least you did a good deed and can feel very good about yourself!

The elderly strike again!

BANG!

Nothing like some 3am duck hunting

Nothing says thank you like some bruised ribs!

And they say the elderly can't drive...

Elderly people have strange ways. Maybe in her bingo tribe that is the way of thanks.

Bingo "tribe." I pictured a bunch of old people playing bingo while wearing Native American head dress. Made me chuckle

This was my thoughts exactly.

Got her shit in the car and booked it...

Tough love