Today, I took my dogs to an empty park. While they were running around, I laid down in the grass to read a book. Someone thought I was a dead body and called the cops. The police and paramedics showed up. This is the second time it's happened. FML I agree, your life sucks 38122 I agree, your life sucks 38122 You deserved it 4925 You deserved it 4925 1 1 5 25 By tracie - / Wednesday 22 September 2010 00:00 / United States
Today, I found out why my cat hasn't been coming home for regular meals. Apparently, my elderly next door neighbour has forgotten that her cat is dead and puts food out for it every morning. My cat is exploiting her by impersonating her dead cat to get better food. My cat is an asshole. FML I agree, your life sucks 34235 I agree, your life sucks 34235 You deserved it 5406 You deserved it 5406 251 0 1 6 16 By assholecat - / Wednesday 10 October 2012 08:43 / Australia - Brisbane
Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died.... I agree, your life sucks 18390 I agree, your life sucks 18390 You deserved it 1631 You deserved it 1631 60
Today, I was unbearably hungry, so I went to Wendy's, bought myself a Baconator and took it outside to eat on the patio. One bite in, I went back to grab... I agree, your life sucks 15850 I agree, your life sucks 15850 You deserved it 42484 You deserved it 42484 284
Today when I went to the bathroom at my school, I opened a stall door and saw my math teacher masturbating. I guess he closed it but forgot to lock it.... I agree, your life sucks 1 I agree, your life sucks 1 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I moaned "God," she then stopped in the middle of it, looked me directly in the eyes and said "God doesn't... I agree, your life sucks 0 I agree, your life sucks 0 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
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