By baby names - 23/09/2018 22:00

Today, I helped a lady give birth on the train. She was so happy she asked if she could name the baby after me, but as I told her my name she visibly turned her nose up at it, turned to her husband, and suggested naming it after his grandfather instead. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I’m not sure why they didn’t take your name, Donald, after all, you did grab her by the pussy. Seems like a perfect fit.

Why not name the kid Train? Probably because they’d get beaten out for jobs, promotions etc. by a kid named Maroon 5, who is similar, but not as good as their kid.

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