By baby names - 23/09/2018 22:00

Today, I helped a lady give birth on the train. She was so happy she asked if she could name the baby after me, but as I told her my name she visibly turned her nose up at it, turned to her husband, and suggested naming it after his grandfather instead. FML
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Sorry Adolf. Maybe next time.

nubs 22

so what's your name?

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Sorry Adolf. Maybe next time.

nubs 22

so what's your name?

Damn it Osama

I’m not sure why they didn’t take your name, Donald, after all, you did grab her by the pussy. Seems like a perfect fit.

Why not name the kid Train? Probably because they’d get beaten out for jobs, promotions etc. by a kid named Maroon 5, who is similar, but not as good as their kid.

Needs a follow up that includes the name

They named the kid Grandpa?

Is that you Gaylord Focker?

I feel sorry for you, Dick.

Hey, easy there!

Voldemort, is that you?