Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister, and me. FML
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Today, my mom struggled tried to say my name. She said my brother's name, my sister's, my dad's, my uncle's, and finally my cat's (who doesn't even have a human name) before she gave up and said, "You!" and pointed at me. FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, my dad called my by the family dog's name, and stared at me blankly as if struggling to remember my name when I was annoyed. FML
Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML
Today, my mom called me by her favorite TV show character's name. Again. This is the eighth time this week. I'm an only child, and I'm 15. I thought she had my name down pat by now. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Today, after leaving my mom's house, I got 4 text messages from her about how I was a terrible person for not saying goodbye to my sister when I left. The "sister" she was referring to is the family dog. FML
Today, my husband informed me that his father adopted a dog. I replied "Cool," he then said, "She happens to have your name." I think my father in law is trying to send me a message. FML
Today, my mom called me by the wrong name. This isn't the first time. It wouldn't be so bad, except I'm her only kid. FML
Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML
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upyourzlolz 11
Looks like your family just got done... Doggy style.
ingernh 4
Are you a bitch?
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Comments (99)
1JDub 6
Thats a doggone shame. FYL.
bertegg 6
Where's my dogs??? Oh that's right they live next door!!!!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Did anyone notice OP's username? Uh...don't make the dogs suffer with diarrhea, they didn't do anything wrong. If anything, the neighbor should get diarrhea and poop in his own bed.
IPoopedOnU 12
Can u say creepy?
I_lost_the_game 25
Creepy.
Travis1001 15
...Fenton?
CptUnucky 0
Wow that's creepy.
wittygirl 8
You have weird neighbors I suggest moving if you can
keshaforever1 14
I'd move right away if I could. That's creepy o.0
edoohan619 10
nice name seriously though FYL
chels1994 11
Lock your doors at night