Dogs and Miscellaneous: Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns...

By IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed - 20/12/2011 11:49 - Mauritius

Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister, and me. FML

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Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:03

Looks like your family just got done... Doggy style.

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Are you a bitch?

Comments

Lon3Wolf64 4

Friday 23 December 2011 16:05

Y'know, id be proud, they obviously like/respect you.

raynay22 3

Saturday 24 December 2011 19:25

either they really like u or really hate u

Squiddlysquid 9

Sunday 25 December 2011 0:45

Creepy

danyel2092 2

Sunday 1 January 2012 20:10

Nice!

Maravilla4 1

Sunday 1 January 2012 21:51

Haha wtf is wrong with your neighbor

iteenlovequotes 19

Sunday 15 January 2012 22:03

thats Totally normal... not really.. I suggest you move :)

Haha_no_123 11

Tuesday 31 January 2012 22:50

But your neighbor loses because now whenever she calls her dogs, they'll be reminded of you three and the bad reason why they hate you

MaryPoppins88 14

Thursday 24 May 2012 5:08

That's not creepy, there probably serial killers

sigrak0 10

Monday 23 July 2012 1:48

I don't understand why half the stuff on this site are here most of it, like this isn't an FML

gymnast4life77 17

Monday 21 January 2013 2:46

Wow, kinda creepy ;D

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